Imagine he has a heart attack or something and dies and shes just trapped under water did they think of that???
weirdest shit i have seen
>!that is, today!<
Taco Tuesday in GITMO.
And nowadays it’s porn
Why don’t we use it anymore?
No, you just would tie her up and throw her into the water. If she drowns she’s not a witch and go to heaven. If she’s not drowning she’s a witch and you burn her.
i assume this is some kind of porn but who tf watches it
Yea this isn’t a history lesson is it?
“Hey, baby, I’ve got a great idea for a TikTok video. Also, how much do you trust me?”
Ah sweet German Lutheran baptism porn
Wood.
Kinda hot ngl
See? See?? *This* is what the Americans are trying to take from us!
So this is how Germans reproduce, I assumed there would be more paperwork
You all have too much time and money.
And people ask me why I moved to Germany.
It’s always and was the Germans
But does she weigh the same as a duck?
new kink discovered, need to test me some witches
My biggest question was originally going to be why someone would go to the effort of making this ridiculous contraption. Now that I see she is wearing these wildly inappropriate high heels, I can’t help but wonder why.
Look, Rome did it first and throwing animals into the bag alongside the woman was their idea, so we get to blame Luigi for being even weirder
okay okay pkay this is all one big misunderstanding
i googled the brand and I can clear us Germans of any wrongdoings. the brand is https://glumkimberly.com/
They are not hosted by Hans and Greta, but by Vladimir and Natasha. Go bully the dirty Russians instead of us 🙂
Everyone joking about this being porn, and i’m just impressed how they managed to rig this contraption in some random tiny bedroom?
The CIA still does that to this day so it isn’t that bad
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Porn, on my racist app?
Wtf type of German kink porn is this?
https://preview.redd.it/43z0t20iqgtf1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7af3bd3fc1f9e4a1f81dda0cab8d1889594e7281

Imagine the back pain after having to do this manually. This shows worker health was important early on in Europe.
*New fetish unlocked*
Ah gotta show this to my wife
Thank fuck I dont need to ram a cactus up my arse/set myself on fire/drown myself to get off.
Dunked in beer? 🍺
I’d like that for my back!
I’m gonna assume this is a sex thing. But I’m struggling to see what sex thing this is.
https://www.instagram.com/glumkimberly/reel/DJ2AXtviukf/
Turns out it’s not even porn. It’s just weird. Also it’s Russian 🤮
We find ourselves, once again, at the colourful crossroads of autism and sexual depravity – it can only be Germany.
Hans and their weird pornos.
I prefer to use burn damage.
https://i.redd.it/f9pyi7m6tgtf1.gif
Imagine he has a heart attack or something and dies and shes just trapped under water did they think of that???
weirdest shit i have seen
>!that is, today!<
Taco Tuesday in GITMO.
And nowadays it’s porn
Why don’t we use it anymore?
No, you just would tie her up and throw her into the water. If she drowns she’s not a witch and go to heaven. If she’s not drowning she’s a witch and you burn her.
https://preview.redd.it/8fhgp45rvgtf1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=306c4bdf7160ec8bb3c60303455b2c3cf11dc952
i assume this is some kind of porn but who tf watches it
Yea this isn’t a history lesson is it?
“Hey, baby, I’ve got a great idea for a TikTok video. Also, how much do you trust me?”
Ah sweet German Lutheran baptism porn
Wood.
Kinda hot ngl
See? See?? *This* is what the Americans are trying to take from us!
So this is how Germans reproduce, I assumed there would be more paperwork
You all have too much time and money.
And people ask me why I moved to Germany.
It’s always and was the Germans
But does she weigh the same as a duck?
new kink discovered, need to test me some witches
My biggest question was originally going to be why someone would go to the effort of making this ridiculous contraption. Now that I see she is wearing these wildly inappropriate high heels, I can’t help but wonder why.
Look, Rome did it first and throwing animals into the bag alongside the woman was their idea, so we get to blame Luigi for being even weirder
okay okay pkay this is all one big misunderstanding
i googled the brand and I can clear us Germans of any wrongdoings. the brand is https://glumkimberly.com/
They are not hosted by Hans and Greta, but by Vladimir and Natasha. Go bully the dirty Russians instead of us 🙂
Everyone joking about this being porn, and i’m just impressed how they managed to rig this contraption in some random tiny bedroom?
The CIA still does that to this day so it isn’t that bad
Babe, wake up: new German kink just dropped.
Germans are so nasty 🤣
New kink unlocked
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