Reform voter Michael Whittle of Stanley, County Durham has been found guilty of killing a Swan in Durham. The avid Faragist and flag shagger was found guilty today.

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1. Its absolutely true. His flegging is everywhere on his socials. What a loser.

2. Its called attrition hes killing them so the foreigners cant /s

3. I want to see 10 men vs 1000 swan’s.

4. Is this in anyway true and, if so, what did he kill the swan for? Self defence would be legit but if it was for a snack, that would be the ultimate irony. The details matter.

5. Source: [https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gv723892po](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gv723892po)

6. If this is true, satire is dead 🪦

7. No WAY lmao that’s so fucking funny. Now I wonder if someone will go on TV and say the gammons are killing the swans.

8. Isn’t that still classed as treason?

9. Don’t you get life in prison? Or some shit, it’s like that.If you kill one of the king’s swans? because i’m pretty sure they punish that severely.

   I googled it the prison sentences six months max or unlimited fines, or both usually both because they like to make an example a lot of the person who does it.

10. But he didn’t eat it in front of an RSPCA inspector fifteen years ago so it doesn’t count.

11. As always with the far right, every accusation is a confession.

12. “British values”

13. It was just the one swan actually

14. I mean, it was kind of obvious.

    They claim immigrants are all on benefits = they’re on benefits

    They say immigrants are all committing crime = they have a criminal record

    They say immigrants are all nonces = they touch kids

    They tell you immigrants are eating the swans…. And you didn’t think THEY’D be eating the swans…

15. Do the Palestine and Pride supporters shag their flags as well?

16. “Farangist and flag shagger” is the most British insult combo I’ve ever heard. 💀

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