Asylum seeker accused of Attleborough sexual assault

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1. Archived/non-paywalled link if needed or preferred: https://archive.is/MyXmn

2. So surely instantly denied aslyum and deported right?

3. I thought an asylum seeker was accusing Attenborough of sexual assault for a second

4. I read that as Attenborough and wanted the death penalty

5. Watch out for equally big headlines if they’re acquitted.

   /s

6. I read that as someone had defiled the national treasure that is Attenborough. Almost spilt my tea.

7. When things like this happen in a nearby (and lovely) town, it really solidifies why the Overton window has shifted.

8. Thought someone had touched up David Attenborough for a moment. 😂

9. Oh look it isn’t happening again

10. Hmmm no right answer here

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