The fear of looking like a Barry is what keeps him motivated

by Cubelock

20 comments

  1. I don’t think there’s a risk of CR looking anything but portuguese at this point. Maybe Greek.

  5. Is there any rich man at his age or younger who is bald anymore? I remember reading an article that “celebrities stopped going bald.”

  6. hold on is left one ronaldo? does ronaldo have a low test chin? jesus I thought he had good/better bone structure than that. He’s more in danger of looking like andrew tate than barry

  7. Kinda funny the 2nd place GOATs of football and basketball both are terrified of going bald

    Lebron’s been playing with hairhat for a good 15 years

  8. I guess some people are scared of spiders. Each to their own.

  12. He’d be so fucking lucky. He could never achieve the same physique as me, a strict diet of binge drinking and deep fried food has left me godlike.

  13. No, you would just look old. Welcome to the club! You will die one day and all the money and looks can’t stop that.

  15. He is getting hair transplants done in the US for his birthday. Search “ronaldo las vegas” for more

  16. Has one of the most successful football careers ever, endless amounts of money, a body like a sculpture, a shit load of fans.

    And still lacks self confidence. What a tool.

  19. He might not want to speak so soon. He’s going to end up looking like Simon Cowell if he keeps going the way he’s going.

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