Zelenskyy: If Trump gives us Tomahawks, we’ll lobby for Nobel Peace Prize

https://www.politico.eu/article/tomahawk-missiles-ukraine-nobel-peace-prize-trump-says-zelenskyy/

by MaryADraper

42 comments

  2. And so Ukraine received aircraft carriers, Tomahawks, B2 stealth bombers and 10.000 tanks over night.

    SYL

  3. It’s sad how easily other countries can lead Trump around on a leash.

  4. Whenever I see Donald Trump I hear clown music. I’m starting to think Zelenskyy hears the same thing while looking at him. 

  6. There is a chance that he gets it if the Gaza deal happens, at which point he might lose interest in Ukraine entirely.

  7. I’d hate to see that stupid mother fucker get an entirely undeserved Nobel prize.

    But if Ukraine gets what they need, I’ll lobby for it too.

  9. Genius. But it should be “if Trump gives us Tomahawks AND ALLOWS US TO USE THEM

  15. He should add ‘ enough, and more coming till everything needed is done’

  16. yes, Zelenskyy is a hero for all the strategic, organisational and inspirational work he’s done, and the suffering he’s had to bear, but tolerating the taste of Trump’s balls for the greater good, now that is *sacrifice*.

  22. So much as I despise Trump, I would lobby for him to get the Nobel Prize if he gave Ukraine sufficient weapons to cause Russia to withdraw from Ukraine and end the war.

  23. While I appreciate the hustle, I also wonder how many times the prize has been awarded for ‘Peace Through Superior Firepower,’ or just a straight-up arms deal. I feel like the answer may surprise me…

  24. “Obama said Trimp won’t send us the weapons…”

    3… 2… 1…

  25. Few people are as witty as a comedian. Brilliant move zelensky

  27. Lol, Zelensky has come to understand the US president. Good on Zelensky. As a US citizen, I encourage him to use Trumps vanity for the good of Ukraine, even if it seems kind of gross at times. Every other leader does it.

  29. Can we please clone Zelensky and put him in charge of pretty much the entirety of the EU?

  30. should have been: If Trump gives us nukes then we’ll nominate for Nobel Peace Prize

  33. Putin: “Don’t give Ukraine Tomahawks and I will lobby for the Nobel Peace Prize even HARDER!”

  34. Possibly use this tomahawk as his first good enema. That might clear a few things up for him.

  35. Putin: “Don’t give Ukraine Tomahawks and I will lobby for the Nobel Peace Prize even HARDER!”

  36. I don’t give damn if Trump gets 2 nobel prizes as long as those Tomahawks keep coming.

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