Didn’t realise squirrels were on the side of the decepticons.
“You have failed Optimus, the autobots are defeated snd there’s nothing that can -”
*squeek squeek*
“…oh no”
100% believe this. Have definitely had to send out field engineers in the past to correct animal sabotage. We had one place had a satellite uplink kept going down. Turns out, the field next to the building was frequently home to cows who liked to use it as a back scratcher.
That’s why Cybertron is a squirrel free planet…
Walnut Liberation Front?
This confirms my Dog’s fears. He told me the Squirrels were up to no good.. I didn’t believe him 😔
The Pharmacy is just the beginning
Our parents have the same surname, it seems.
The Marvel Hasbro crossover is going well
‘Pharmacy’ is Thames House. ‘Squirrels’ are Russian agents. ‘Blown up’ is uncovered. ‘Transformer’ is a friendly spy.
I don’t think that was meant for you. And I don’t think your mum does what she says she does!
Thats nuts.
Harry Hill had this covered years ago when he supported the badgers in a bitter woodland conflict against the squirrels. The cheeky nut-stealers need to be taught a lesson.
Probably just wanted to drop off a sciurine sample
Curse those Squrrels
“Guess who’s dead!”
This is the Tufty x JIMMY! crossover that I didn’t know I needed in my life until today!
‘Terrorist squirrels’ was not on my 2025 bingo card.
This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nutstromo, signing off.
Terrorists!
r/brandnewsentence
Squirls are coming folks. 😭
So that’s what I saw burning across the sky.
Sounds like the next Netflix movie plot!
Does she always leave her phone in the Mum Mobile?
Damn SRA are getting really bold with their attacks now.
This is clearly an intercepted message from a WWII spy.
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If I was going to pick who would be ‘anarchist’ class in the animal world, Squirrels would be up there in my top 3
This looks like a Half Man Half Biscuit lyric.
Are the squirrels ok?
Blimey, even the squirrels are becoming extremist!!
Aw nuts!
‘ok’
I hope Optimus Prime is ok
https://preview.redd.it/kmlt09fq79uf1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8a0c7ddd7bdd1eaf2585058f52004ebfcb8d1bb
That’s no squirrel, that’s a Decepticon!
shared pontefract hun xx stay safe1!!1!
Sir, a second squirrel has hit the pharmacy
Took me back to playing Dead Space
Pure critter carnage.
This is just magnificent.
How does she know they will try again later?
Didn’t realise squirrels were on the side of the decepticons.
“You have failed Optimus, the autobots are defeated snd there’s nothing that can -”
*squeek squeek*
“…oh no”
100% believe this. Have definitely had to send out field engineers in the past to correct animal sabotage. We had one place had a satellite uplink kept going down. Turns out, the field next to the building was frequently home to cows who liked to use it as a back scratcher.
That’s why Cybertron is a squirrel free planet…
Walnut Liberation Front?
This confirms my Dog’s fears. He told me the Squirrels were up to no good.. I didn’t believe him 😔
The Pharmacy is just the beginning
Our parents have the same surname, it seems.
The Marvel Hasbro crossover is going well
‘Pharmacy’ is Thames House. ‘Squirrels’ are Russian agents. ‘Blown up’ is uncovered. ‘Transformer’ is a friendly spy.
I don’t think that was meant for you. And I don’t think your mum does what she says she does!
Thats nuts.
Harry Hill had this covered years ago when he supported the badgers in a bitter woodland conflict against the squirrels. The cheeky nut-stealers need to be taught a lesson.
Probably just wanted to drop off a sciurine sample
Curse those Squrrels
“Guess who’s dead!”
This is the Tufty x JIMMY! crossover that I didn’t know I needed in my life until today!
‘Terrorist squirrels’ was not on my 2025 bingo card.
This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nutstromo, signing off.
Terrorists!
r/brandnewsentence
Squirls are coming folks. 😭
So that’s what I saw burning across the sky.
Sounds like the next Netflix movie plot!
Does she always leave her phone in the Mum Mobile?
Damn SRA are getting really bold with their attacks now.
This is clearly an intercepted message from a WWII spy.
Ecoterrorists
Autobots, roll out!
> Try again later
Isn’t one blown transformer enough?!
Was it an autobot or deception?
Was the squirrel OK?
r/BrandNewSentence
Get Miss Amy Hardwood on the case.
Eep
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