If Spain gets kicked from NATO, does that mean it’s basically free real estate for the rest of us? I always wanted a mediterranean colony.

by Cubelock

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  3. This just means that spain becomes another state of federal germany

    thank you spain

  4. We can just bully Spain untlil they hit us, cry article 5, and then let the good times roll.

  6. 1st barry squadron poised to take benidom. Fueling our Barry’s with stella as we speak

  9. Calling dibs on the balearic islands. You can have the rest.

  11. Nobody touches Pedro or we might become neighbours with Pierre and nobody deserves that!

  12. By that logic you could already annexed any non Nato country.

  13. Perfect, just in time before it is our turn to rescue France and Germany economies. Everything goes according to plan

  15. If they kick Spain out of nato, we’ll still protect them!

  16. Minorca was British for a good while. We should retake it.

  17. Stubb, you little rat. It was you who told the principal.*

    * If “principal” means what Ameritard movies told me.

  18. Best place to seek refuge in Spain, when the German invasion starts, is in Teruel because it doesn’t exist

  20. ![gif](giphy|kGuPXhcYNG4w8HZ0DP)

    No. It is already occupied. God Save The King.

  21. Ask Pierre what happened last time someone tried to invade us.
    We still have stashes of muskets ready for action.

  23. Spain just has to build a ridiculously golden statue of Trump on a town square or something and all will be forgotten. This is Daddy Donald guys, just stroke his little ego, go with the times

  25. You are welcome to have all the shitty towns with seafront Fish & Chips shops. You will have to fight drunk sunburnt brits for those though.

  26. Tries breaking up an alliance, outraged he didn’t win a peace prize.

  27. Oh God. Please Italy jump in so you can do your roman empire and we don’t have to border France

  28. You should be grateful for the Spanish, they sacked Antwerp giving you a golden century.

  30. Over our dead bodies, Geert! Nobody’s gonna raise a finger against our hermano Pedro!

    If you don’t comply, we’ll ally with you and switch side like there’s no tomorrow!

  31. HA! We don’t care and Trump can’t make us do anything! We aren’t dependent on their stupid market and we can kick ourselves the hardest. It isn’t even the first time we’ve fucked ourselves and we are still standing!

    List of some fuck ups (not in chronological order

    Trafalgar (Armada)
    Expulsión of the Jews
    Spanish-American war
    Fucking with the colonies
    Failing to invest the American gold
    Being Napelon’s bitch
    Iraq invasion

    See?? No one can fuck with us better than Spaniards do!! Boo!!

  32. Us taking Spain as a colony would be quite ironic, historically speaking.

  33. What’s the point of kicking out spain? Now they won’t pay a cent and we will still defend them like it’s Ukraine from Morocco.

    I don’t see the positive

  34. All jokes aside: Spain wouldn’t be free real estate as a colony of it would get kicked out. EU laws still count.

  36. Can we get Costa Blanca? Of course we’ll keep Brits safely contained in Benidorm.

    Poland missed out on the colony part last time but we’d like to participate this time!

  37. Noone had any interest of kicking anyone it of NATO apart from the ennemies of NATO.

    Even Spain, though it has no direct ennemies, does take advantages of NATO’s infrastructure, its sharing of technologies and its common exercices.

  39. Don’t tell him about your vast resources of (olive) oil 

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