Somehow, he has returned, wtf is going on in this country??

by PastisEnjoyer

42 comments
  1. Why am I not surprised that a French politician would be called “Le Cornu”?

  2. The only question is, why couldnt these negotiations have been made before the resignation

  3. His duty only ends in death.

    Vive ~~l’Empereur~~ la Presidente de la Republique!

  4. I’m sure Macron has a plan and he’s not doing this out of sheer desperation…

    …right?

  5. At this stage, I am considering running for President of the French Republic.

    I have all the necessary skills, including systematically repeating patterns that have proven harmful and counterproductive in the past, but which I continue to perpetuate because, well, screw it, and also because you are all a bunch of morons and my thought process is too complex for you to understand.

    Plus, I love cheese and wine.

    Translated with DeepL.com (free version)

    (If you thought I was speaking English, you idiot)

  6. Have you never watched vaulting? He gets a chance to break his own WR. We want to be absolutely sure it’s there to last.

  7. He might as well make the undead corpse of Louis Philippe king again for all the good it’ll do him.

  8. At this point i guess Macron doesnt give a shit about anything

  9. What a blow. He thought he’d escaped. Now he has to work with Macron again.

  10. I’m glad I left for spain, I don’t speak spanish and don’t give a fuck about spanish politic.
    French politic is fucking absurd

  11. Netherlands with a self-destructive coalition that managed to collapse the same government twice, France with a revolving door of prime ministers, UK with historic low support for their PM.
    How the fuck did we become the most stable country in the region? For fuck’s sake, we elected a separatist as PM and he’s doing better than all of y’alls.

  12. In… out… in… out? You do the revolution and you turf ‘em out, that’s what it’s all about! 🎶

  13. Retour dans le passé

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  14. If fellow European wondered if it was a clown fiesta now they know

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