Perfection

by Iambetteronmyown

10 comments
  1. You don’t call the kebab shop owner boss, they call YOU boss

  2. No real Britain is getting stabbed in the heart by an unlicensed kitchen knife going for pint in the Pub.

  3. I once nicked a beer pint in a Liverpool pub just to discover it was cider

  4. Lmao my friends from Sheffield would always go “shopping for glassware” when we were in a Bräustubl. They even considered it at Oktoberfest, but eventually came to the realisation that that wasn’t the brightest idea.

  5. Robot man reads lines, lines the posh think the poor like!

    One of my friends had a fight with the Kebab shop workers over lack of mayonnaise, ended up with the guy attacking him with kitchen implements. The only boss we called was the police, got it sorted in the end.

  6. BREAKING NEWS: STARMER LOOPS BACK TO 100% APPROVAL IN RECENT POLLS

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