Russia suspected of orchestrating major Jaguar Land Rover cyber attack

11 comments

1. quelle surprise

2. Jaguar is owned by Tata Motors a company from India. Russia does this but India loves Russia?

3. Russia should be a suspect in every major cyber attack.

4. Did they suddenly start to work properly?

5. JLR still at fault for negligent cyber practices regardless who paid off the kids

6. For once russia may have done something good preventing those shitty cars to reach the roads.

7. If the Kremlin’s informational access to the World were cut off fully tomorrow, there would be few mourners.

   There’d be even more cause for celebration if in addition to being cut off, they’re ability to interact with all the modern conveniences it brings were permanently ruined and they spend the rest of eternity listening to Scorpions’ *Winds of Change* so this time they actually get the point down in Gorky Park.

   That or Swan Lake.

8. They sure didn’t do their research 😆

9. Was it that weird ad where every worse bizarre glittery androgynous clothing posed oddly while light played across them? Cuz, in terms of a car add: that was ass.

10. Sneaky Fucking Russians. I’m waiting to get my vehicle serviced and the mechanic can’t order genuine LR parts as the online ordering system is still down.

11. Can’t possibly do more damage to Jaguar than that rebranded commercial did, though.

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