I now know what I’m getting my single aunt for Christmas
r/theyknew
Ive wanted to pick a cheap one up to do the viral trick where its used to unlocked an insane amount of dust.
I thought they made like screwdrivers.
As a lady I know once said, I wouldn’t use it there, it would blow the box off ya 🤣
Coincidentally cleaning wipes are also in the middle aisle this week.
These are only mini. Do they have a mega? Askin for a friend
Wahhhhhhhaaaaa I bought one and I’m telling you it’s deffo a man’s tool cos I was using it on the hubbies neck and even on 1 the lowest setting it nearly tore the neck off him. You should feel it on 5. God bless any woman that puts that to use in the hooha cos it’s gonna burn their clit straight off 😂😂😂 it’s like a kango hammer
I have one and wouldn’t recommend you use it on your giblets. The thing goes like a rocket.
Spotted them myself but I’ll never forget the episode of sex and the city where Samantha has broken hers and brings it back for a refund. She’s standing giving full on reviews of all the ‘massagers’ in the shop to 2/3 women in there at the same time. Fuck that, my clit is delicate enough these days without ‘blowing it off’ 🤣🤣
Yeah this would absolutely kick the mary off you. Wouldn’t recommend.
I mean you could 3d print an alternative attachment…
Are they any good for loosening up muscles?
Why would a woman put this on their whoohaa….fucking psychos!!
Straight up the bum!
All the comments saying it goes hard… y’all these are selling points….
Does no-one here own a thera gun?
You want a hitachi massage wand, not this. Trust me.
That’s mammy’s Xmas present sorted so.
Cé mhéad?
I almost saw god using this and not in a good way
This is perverted. How long does the battery last.
I bought one for my dad a few years ago and his gf was horrified. I thought she was an idiot for thinking it was a vibrator, but from reading these comments it’s apparently a common misconception 😂😂😂
I use similar tool for years. It’s great for breaking the knots in the muscles, but you need to know what you do and where to apply it. Just be careful with the neck, for safety better not to use it there, especially on soft parts, side or base of the skull. In extreme cases, you can get stroke like symptoms, which is scary as f. To release some tension on the neck, it’s safer to use it on the shoulder muscles.
Has no one in these comments seen a massage gun before?
Someone is definitely going to buy one of these thinking they are going to have a nice time but instead will punch themselves in the box.
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buzzin’..!
Draw the curtains
Careful ladies
I now know what I’m getting my single aunt for Christmas
r/theyknew
Ive wanted to pick a cheap one up to do the viral trick where its used to unlocked an insane amount of dust.
I thought they made like screwdrivers.
As a lady I know once said, I wouldn’t use it there, it would blow the box off ya 🤣
Coincidentally cleaning wipes are also in the middle aisle this week.
These are only mini. Do they have a mega? Askin for a friend
Wahhhhhhhaaaaa I bought one and I’m telling you it’s deffo a man’s tool cos I was using it on the hubbies neck and even on 1 the lowest setting it nearly tore the neck off him. You should feel it on 5. God bless any woman that puts that to use in the hooha cos it’s gonna burn their clit straight off 😂😂😂 it’s like a kango hammer
[The week after Christmas…](https://youtu.be/gHZTiBIBP1M?si=U7XnDlvNFmYFrs3J)
I have one and wouldn’t recommend you use it on your giblets. The thing goes like a rocket.
Spotted them myself but I’ll never forget the episode of sex and the city where Samantha has broken hers and brings it back for a refund. She’s standing giving full on reviews of all the ‘massagers’ in the shop to 2/3 women in there at the same time. Fuck that, my clit is delicate enough these days without ‘blowing it off’ 🤣🤣
Yeah this would absolutely kick the mary off you. Wouldn’t recommend.
I mean you could 3d print an alternative attachment…
Are they any good for loosening up muscles?
Why would a woman put this on their whoohaa….fucking psychos!!
Straight up the bum!
All the comments saying it goes hard… y’all these are selling points….
Does no-one here own a thera gun?
You want a hitachi massage wand, not this. Trust me.
That’s mammy’s Xmas present sorted so.
Cé mhéad?
I almost saw god using this and not in a good way
This is perverted. How long does the battery last.
I bought one for my dad a few years ago and his gf was horrified. I thought she was an idiot for thinking it was a vibrator, but from reading these comments it’s apparently a common misconception 😂😂😂
I use similar tool for years. It’s great for breaking the knots in the muscles, but you need to know what you do and where to apply it. Just be careful with the neck, for safety better not to use it there, especially on soft parts, side or base of the skull. In extreme cases, you can get stroke like symptoms, which is scary as f. To release some tension on the neck, it’s safer to use it on the shoulder muscles.
Has no one in these comments seen a massage gun before?
Someone is definitely going to buy one of these thinking they are going to have a nice time but instead will punch themselves in the box.
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