We are modest folk and a country that size would be a world super power…imagine the World Cup nobody would watch because it’s obvious Ireland will just win…Olympics we’d be topping the medal table…etc etc people would just start hating us cause the ain’t us and we don’t want to be that country.
Because the Spice Girls are just waitin to capitalise on that !
Because the secret kingdom of dunkanda has to remain hidden, the world can’t know of the vibranium reserves in south tyrone.
*Checks who we vote in every election North and South of the border*
Yes, yes we are stupid.
They both get to claim DHP/HAP from living apart.
Cause the damn Tayto crisps down south aren’t as good
It would be like Megatron and Optimus prime merging together
We’re miles apart. No one in the south will switch back to miles while the north won’t move to kilometers.
Impossible! Mr Tayto and Northern Irish Sir Tayto has signed a non-compete, it will never hapoen while those 2 lads are alive! 🙃
It is because of the two different types of Tayto Crisps. If both parts of the island attempted to merge it would likely lead to a faction war that could last hundreds of years.
With one side trying to claim ascendency and supremacy over the other! Not realizing that a wedge was purposely driven between them by Walkers Crisps!
It all began with the Tayto wars
A United Ireland would upset a delicate and hard-won balance between divided communities after years of conflict and bitterness. At last the people of Cork have learned to live with Dublin, but how long would it last with Belfast in the mix?
Because the Southerners keep leaving the toilet seat up
And the Northerners stink of moldy cheese and shag rats
Because we’re still waiting on an apology from all the Southern counties before we let them back into the Union.
The people of Northern Ireland did ask but nobody could understand what they were saying.
Because Northern Ireland is eyeing up Scotland to form UlsterScotsLand instead. Though we then plan on joining with Ireland to form the Royal/Republican Union of Celts (R/RUC) and destroy the racist English.
The great Tayto debate would destroy families and ruin the economy.
Because the Irish are made of untable uranium. If you put us together it would create a critical mass leading to a massive atomic explosion.
Because Unionists cant be trusted to not sabotage all the Irish language signs.
Masonic brewery cabals won’t allow it. Afraid Harp will take over beers sales in the republic.
Its like North and South Korea.. The south is moved on and is progressive ,while the north is kept in the dark ages still using the Imperial systems and deeply Sectarian.
They both like Tayto though so you’d think there could be a unification just on that.
The custody battle over Tayto made sure that will never happen.
Means the head and body hit boxes would overlap and make the Island immune to critical hits, UN wouldn’t allow it due to game balance.
They are merged together already, you can clearly see
As Ireland is the bigger one, why doesn’t it simply just eat the smaller one?
Because theres not enough Orange Halls down south.
Because in Northern Ireland they only speak Northern Irelandish
The real question is when are we going to divide properly: into each county. The way Ireland was divided for hundreds & hundreds of years.
We’d be too powerful together. The yanks wouldn’t have it.
It makes more sense and is more natural for them to be this way
The border makes us look more like a baby elephant.
We’re all afraid we might fall into the invisible river separating us on all the maps.
Easier to just let it be.
They’re afraid the Eurovision voting bloc would get too powerful.
It would mean the mixing of posh people from Belfast and posh people from Dublin and that would just be so wrong
Because theres too many priests down south & they cant be trusted.
Wee head big body land
Unironicallly, yes. The answer is because of stupid people
They can’t agree on an accent. so the people who have the angry Irish accent move to the north, and the people who have the accent that sounds like sweet honey are moved to the south.
Reintegration would mean that Ulster Irish was finally a big enough player to warrant a larger part in the Leaving Certificate Irish Oral Exam, and people from Munster can’t do enough vowels to be able to compete.
There’s a group of Irishmen that dress up as dutch men so they can pretend to be British. Oh, sorry, I missed the wrong answer part.
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Think we can all agree this is shit craic
We are modest folk and a country that size would be a world super power…imagine the World Cup nobody would watch because it’s obvious Ireland will just win…Olympics we’d be topping the medal table…etc etc people would just start hating us cause the ain’t us and we don’t want to be that country.
Because the Spice Girls are just waitin to capitalise on that !
Because the secret kingdom of dunkanda has to remain hidden, the world can’t know of the vibranium reserves in south tyrone.
*Checks who we vote in every election North and South of the border*
Yes, yes we are stupid.
They both get to claim DHP/HAP from living apart.
Cause the damn Tayto crisps down south aren’t as good
It would be like Megatron and Optimus prime merging together
We’re miles apart. No one in the south will switch back to miles while the north won’t move to kilometers.
Impossible! Mr Tayto and Northern Irish Sir Tayto has signed a non-compete, it will never hapoen while those 2 lads are alive! 🙃
It is because of the two different types of Tayto Crisps. If both parts of the island attempted to merge it would likely lead to a faction war that could last hundreds of years.
With one side trying to claim ascendency and supremacy over the other! Not realizing that a wedge was purposely driven between them by Walkers Crisps!
It all began with the Tayto wars
A United Ireland would upset a delicate and hard-won balance between divided communities after years of conflict and bitterness. At last the people of Cork have learned to live with Dublin, but how long would it last with Belfast in the mix?
Because the Southerners keep leaving the toilet seat up
And the Northerners stink of moldy cheese and shag rats
Because we’re still waiting on an apology from all the Southern counties before we let them back into the Union.
The people of Northern Ireland did ask but nobody could understand what they were saying.
Because Northern Ireland is eyeing up Scotland to form UlsterScotsLand instead. Though we then plan on joining with Ireland to form the Royal/Republican Union of Celts (R/RUC) and destroy the racist English.
The great Tayto debate would destroy families and ruin the economy.
Because the Irish are made of untable uranium. If you put us together it would create a critical mass leading to a massive atomic explosion.
Because Unionists cant be trusted to not sabotage all the Irish language signs.
Masonic brewery cabals won’t allow it. Afraid Harp will take over beers sales in the republic.
Its like North and South Korea.. The south is moved on and is progressive ,while the north is kept in the dark ages still using the Imperial systems and deeply Sectarian.
They both like Tayto though so you’d think there could be a unification just on that.
The custody battle over Tayto made sure that will never happen.
Means the head and body hit boxes would overlap and make the Island immune to critical hits, UN wouldn’t allow it due to game balance.
They are merged together already, you can clearly see
As Ireland is the bigger one, why doesn’t it simply just eat the smaller one?
Because theres not enough Orange Halls down south.
Because in Northern Ireland they only speak Northern Irelandish
The real question is when are we going to divide properly: into each county. The way Ireland was divided for hundreds & hundreds of years.
We’d be too powerful together. The yanks wouldn’t have it.
It makes more sense and is more natural for them to be this way
The border makes us look more like a baby elephant.
We’re all afraid we might fall into the invisible river separating us on all the maps.
Easier to just let it be.
They’re afraid the Eurovision voting bloc would get too powerful.
It would mean the mixing of posh people from Belfast and posh people from Dublin and that would just be so wrong
Because theres too many priests down south & they cant be trusted.
Wee head big body land
Unironicallly, yes. The answer is because of stupid people
They can’t agree on an accent. so the people who have the angry Irish accent move to the north, and the people who have the accent that sounds like sweet honey are moved to the south.
Reintegration would mean that Ulster Irish was finally a big enough player to warrant a larger part in the Leaving Certificate Irish Oral Exam, and people from Munster can’t do enough vowels to be able to compete.
There’s a group of Irishmen that dress up as dutch men so they can pretend to be British. Oh, sorry, I missed the wrong answer part.
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