I’m sorry, did Donald Trump have a wardrobe malfunction that Mike Johnson just willingly went and fixed?
Mike Dick is so full of shit, that he’ll barely smell that fat orange fuck‘s shitty diaper and won’t taste the shit on his balls.
With the amount spineless, humiliating sycophancy within the Pedophile party toward trump its hard to tell if this is real or not.
*Fixed typo
The thoughts of Mike’s Johnson: Rubio never zips up after. I hate seeing he’s been there before me, jealousy is a hell of a drag.
people are asking….. has the porn app alerted MJ’s son that dad has finally come out of the closet?
It might just be something innocent, like Trump getting his diaper stuck in his zipper (again).
You can imagine the glee in his voice
“Ooooh, allow me, sir”
Is it shiitake?
Come on, you got to dig for that thing, it gets sucked up inside. Everyone knows that.
you just need add in the pant steaming lady and T doing his own orange makeup
Finally found a job he’s qualified for – Fluffer of the House.
Keep searching, you’ll find it.
it always baffles me how some folks wear their MAGA hats like badges of honor, while they’re just slicing away at their own backbone.
Get this AI slop out of here!
Trump calls Monday evening “Open Mike Night”.
Legend is he never did find it
One would think that at such an advanced age this idiot would lose some ego and gain maturity. I’ll never understand why he lies, brags, and has such a need for praise. Low esteem, I suppose.
Mike is pissed Trump is a germaphobe and makes him put on a mini driver condom before Mike can suck it.
Mike just wants to know what it really taste like.
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I’m sorry, did Donald Trump have a wardrobe malfunction that Mike Johnson just willingly went and fixed?
Mike Dick is so full of shit, that he’ll barely smell that fat orange fuck‘s shitty diaper and won’t taste the shit on his balls.
With the amount spineless, humiliating sycophancy within the Pedophile party toward trump its hard to tell if this is real or not.
*Fixed typo
The thoughts of Mike’s Johnson: Rubio never zips up after. I hate seeing he’s been there before me, jealousy is a hell of a drag.
people are asking….. has the porn app alerted MJ’s son that dad has finally come out of the closet?
It might just be something innocent, like Trump getting his diaper stuck in his zipper (again).
You can imagine the glee in his voice
“Ooooh, allow me, sir”
Is it shiitake?
Come on, you got to dig for that thing, it gets sucked up inside. Everyone knows that.
you just need add in the pant steaming lady and T doing his own orange makeup
Finally found a job he’s qualified for – Fluffer of the House.
Keep searching, you’ll find it.
it always baffles me how some folks wear their MAGA hats like badges of honor, while they’re just slicing away at their own backbone.
Get this AI slop out of here!
Trump calls Monday evening “Open Mike Night”.
Legend is he never did find it
One would think that at such an advanced age this idiot would lose some ego and gain maturity. I’ll never understand why he lies, brags, and has such a need for praise. Low esteem, I suppose.
Mike is pissed Trump is a germaphobe and makes him put on a mini driver condom before Mike can suck it.
Mike just wants to know what it really taste like.
https://preview.redd.it/48t2cxgx4yuf1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=89e38acfad4407d1febf76b142110b814bf1398d
*Toadstool
I will never understand how he maintains such a grasp, on those people. It’s lunacy
https://preview.redd.it/o7cs02s67yuf1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f710f3d5a8f9467a7377dece596821dfd9251972
“The Royal penis is clean”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🎯
It like he’s after the last tiny cheeto piece in the bottom of the bag.
I live in a world where I don’t know if this is real or not.
The rare orange stinkshroom.
These pictures are killing me here 🤣
God, just imagine the smell. Holy shit.
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