Great compromise!

Posted by Pumuckl4Life

15 comments
  1. With dancing inflatable frogs! Similar to Katy Perry’s sharks.

  2. Ok counter offer – instead of Morgan Freeman, Tracy Morgan reads them while in character as Tracy Jordan from 30 Rock 

  3. I’ve never watched the super bowl outside of a couple of parties i got invited to.

    If those were real, I’d be buying a pig to roast, getting a stones worth of wings and hosting the party.

  4. Morgan Freeman could make a dinner menu sound dramatic.

  5. It’s not words that Trump is terrified of. Those can be twisted. His supporters barely read anyway.

    It’s photos. That the victims say exist.

    / I wish I could figure out a way to make a joke about this to fit into this group, but the overall topic really isn’t funny

  6. I’d rather have Samuel L Jackson read the list.

    ![gif](giphy|txTCC8NjJG1Uc)

  7. I at first read this as Gordon Freeman and was very confused. It’s been a long day.

  8. put that shit on pay per view and you’ll get enough to pay off the national debt

  9. Ok, but you still gotta release em before. Nobody drops new material at the super bowl.

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