Sometimes I think that my life is not that great but then I realize that at least I dont have to install an app on my phone that can and will randomly remove me from my freedom and send me to die for Putin…
It’s a trap!
And Here we go Young 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺📉💀💀💀💀
Funny thing is, if you follow the summon, you can’t do any of the previously blacklisted things anyways, because the army ain’t letting you back. They probably ain’t even gonna keep you in Russia. So enlisting is a one-way ticket to leave russia
Oh no! Anyway….
Of course the travel restrictions to hell can be removed personally.
so the meatshredder goes on
In Russia, there are guys in power whose ancestors were criminals: fraudsters, thieves, rapists, pedophiles, murderers and maniacs.
So here’s the deal. You can only flee Russia AFTER you die in Ukraine.
Fever dream: Putler receives this message, do not go to his enlisting office, will be forced to go to the ukrainian front and dying by ‘friendly’ fire of the chechen blockade troops.
Unimportant but they need to fire that camera op, damn bro lied HARD on his resume
Aj lajk it! Bala lajk it!
They need to stop wussing out, get in there, and die for the Tsar like good little orcs. Shedding their cumbersome meat for the eternal glory of Vladimir Vladimirovich is literally their only purpose on this planet.
Rapers on the other hand….
That guy talks like a ventriloquist dummy
Guess this meat puppet must be an ‘actor.”
Oh no! no access to cars, no access to loans, why the fuck would it matter for a Russian citizen if gas is already in shortage and the economy is busted?
Russians, remember your survival tactic!
“The most important is not to get political!”
THEN YOU ARE SAFE!
And that presenter dodges the enlistment why?
Imagine you rather kill innocent people instead of Putin
it’s here… *****
They ‘repent’ by being in the next meat wave
‘Rapper’ 😅
Holy fuck, imagine an app that tells you when it’s time to die at the front.
Worth noting the draft isn’t (yet) sending troops to Ukraine. They serve at home and get released after their 12 months although there may be a heavy sell for some of them to sign up to the war in Ukraine. There was widespread unrest when drafters were send to fight 3 years ago and Putin has been careful to avoid that again.
The only drafters who have had to fight are those on occupied Ukranian territory and some.in Kursk when Ikraine invaded. They did NOT do well and had to be reinforced with the paid volunteers. Presumably another reason why they are not sent to the front.
On one hand: Keeping your life.
On the other: Not keeping drivers license, not being able to loan money…
Imho the choice is clear for sane people.
“Repent.” Maybe something lost in translation but suggests that in Russia, government is the religion.
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Sometimes I think that my life is not that great but then I realize that at least I dont have to install an app on my phone that can and will randomly remove me from my freedom and send me to die for Putin…
It’s a trap!
And Here we go Young 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺📉💀💀💀💀
Funny thing is, if you follow the summon, you can’t do any of the previously blacklisted things anyways, because the army ain’t letting you back. They probably ain’t even gonna keep you in Russia. So enlisting is a one-way ticket to leave russia
Oh no! Anyway….
Of course the travel restrictions to hell can be removed personally.
so the meatshredder goes on
In Russia, there are guys in power whose ancestors were criminals: fraudsters, thieves, rapists, pedophiles, murderers and maniacs.
So here’s the deal. You can only flee Russia AFTER you die in Ukraine.
Fever dream: Putler receives this message, do not go to his enlisting office, will be forced to go to the ukrainian front and dying by ‘friendly’ fire of the chechen blockade troops.
Unimportant but they need to fire that camera op, damn bro lied HARD on his resume
Aj lajk it! Bala lajk it!
They need to stop wussing out, get in there, and die for the Tsar like good little orcs. Shedding their cumbersome meat for the eternal glory of Vladimir Vladimirovich is literally their only purpose on this planet.
Rapers on the other hand….
That guy talks like a ventriloquist dummy
Guess this meat puppet must be an ‘actor.”
Oh no! no access to cars, no access to loans, why the fuck would it matter for a Russian citizen if gas is already in shortage and the economy is busted?
Russians, remember your survival tactic!
“The most important is not to get political!”
THEN YOU ARE SAFE!
And that presenter dodges the enlistment why?
Imagine you rather kill innocent people instead of Putin
it’s here… *****
They ‘repent’ by being in the next meat wave
‘Rapper’ 😅
Holy fuck, imagine an app that tells you when it’s time to die at the front.
Worth noting the draft isn’t (yet) sending troops to Ukraine. They serve at home and get released after their 12 months although there may be a heavy sell for some of them to sign up to the war in Ukraine. There was widespread unrest when drafters were send to fight 3 years ago and Putin has been careful to avoid that again.
The only drafters who have had to fight are those on occupied Ukranian territory and some.in Kursk when Ikraine invaded. They did NOT do well and had to be reinforced with the paid volunteers. Presumably another reason why they are not sent to the front.
On one hand: Keeping your life.
On the other: Not keeping drivers license, not being able to loan money…
Imho the choice is clear for sane people.
“Repent.” Maybe something lost in translation but suggests that in Russia, government is the religion.
Springtime in Russia.
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