João in Germany



by FantasticQuartet

28 comments

  2. Little known fact: every german has some random candy in his pocket at all times.

  3. 5’9? What’s that? Let me convert…

    Oh, 1.75m???? Dude, that’s a giant

  5. Savage meassurements on my civilised sub again… many such cases

  8. it could have been better, like when she was giving him candy when the shot turns to him he should get a huge teddy that is half his size

  9. german men manifesting their height superiority to protect themselves from the fact that they have 100% autistic behaviour with women.

  12. I’ve never seen a woman that tall in Germany. That guy’s height is pretty accurate tho.

  15. I didn’t understand the video because I speak metric…

  16. For me it’s 5’10, adidas sub brand that makes very good shoes.

  18. cannot believe a Brit needs to post this

    ![gif](giphy|SSF70KZ7zatmLLAYxV|downsized)

  19. Thats like 10 cm above average female height in Germany.

  20. You know it’s a fake video because in reality any João would get the girl.

  23. Europeans using the imperal measurement system because the seek validation by the ‘muricans, that’s so adorable

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