Surely they should be labelled ‘regular people’, this seems to be saying if you like skimmed milk you aren’t a psychopath or serial killer.
Psychopaths and serial killers are afraid of people who use red top milk? I’ll leave some red tops around the outside of my house I guess?
Full fat for me all the way
Red top is still milk just without the fat, still has protein and sugar
There’s only two things I hate in this world liars and skimmed milk. Skimmed milk is just water lying about being milk
Its full of sugar too
I’m a skimmed milk drinker, only because blue and green absolutely shred my stomach, na dthe plant based milks taste so bad 😔
Red top milk is literally a waste of money. Green too.
Buy blue, water it down, done.
This is literally all they do in the factories anyway
(Don’t water it down and store it though just water it down when you’re ready to use it)
Skimmed milk is like the ghost of proper milk, just a sad, watery imposter.
The only good thing about the red top milk is it lasts far longer if you are sharing a flat, nobody steals it
Red top makes the best tea.
Blue top is the best for everything else. Green top is always a compromise.
Oat Milk is the best but nobody clocking on yet
The truly weird ones are those who care what milk other people use. You’re also rather stupid, as the fact that supermarkets pretty much always stock skimmed milk shows its a normal thing for people to buy.
I always think if your that lactose intolerant then you might aswell drink oat milk then I remember it’s oat milk so red top is okay 👍🏽
I’ve almost never seen red top skimmed milk in the supermarkets. It’s only ever Blue Top or Green Top, and anything else is Gold Top (Guernsey milk) or Yellow Top (butter milk).
I make my porridge with red top, would anybody like to guess how irate this makes my Scottish friend?
Red milk is the fluid you’re left with after cleaning paintbrushes and no one can convince me otherwise.
I know this might be too much for many people, but I am ok with semi-skimmed.
I am not afraid to admit that and be judged for it.
But fully skimmed milk is an affront to common decency.
(Anyone remember birds going through bottle tops to get the cream at the top if you didn’t bring the milk in quickly enough?)
It’s false economy regardless.
Just buy a pint of blue top and then dilute it with equal parts water. Viola! Two pints of red milk.
Use milk or use nothing? Can I at least use water? A tablespoon of milkshake powder isnt refreshing at all guy. Let me add something to it please
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agreed there’s just something wrong with them.
Weird meme.
Surely they should be labelled ‘regular people’, this seems to be saying if you like skimmed milk you aren’t a psychopath or serial killer.
Psychopaths and serial killers are afraid of people who use red top milk? I’ll leave some red tops around the outside of my house I guess?
Full fat for me all the way
Red top is still milk just without the fat, still has protein and sugar
There’s only two things I hate in this world liars and skimmed milk. Skimmed milk is just water lying about being milk
Its full of sugar too
I’m a skimmed milk drinker, only because blue and green absolutely shred my stomach, na dthe plant based milks taste so bad 😔
Red top milk is literally a waste of money. Green too.
Buy blue, water it down, done.
This is literally all they do in the factories anyway
(Don’t water it down and store it though just water it down when you’re ready to use it)
Skimmed milk is like the ghost of proper milk, just a sad, watery imposter.
The only good thing about the red top milk is it lasts far longer if you are sharing a flat, nobody steals it
Red top makes the best tea.
Blue top is the best for everything else. Green top is always a compromise.
Oat Milk is the best but nobody clocking on yet
The truly weird ones are those who care what milk other people use. You’re also rather stupid, as the fact that supermarkets pretty much always stock skimmed milk shows its a normal thing for people to buy.
I always think if your that lactose intolerant then you might aswell drink oat milk then I remember it’s oat milk so red top is okay 👍🏽
I’ve almost never seen red top skimmed milk in the supermarkets. It’s only ever Blue Top or Green Top, and anything else is Gold Top (Guernsey milk) or Yellow Top (butter milk).
I make my porridge with red top, would anybody like to guess how irate this makes my Scottish friend?
Red milk is the fluid you’re left with after cleaning paintbrushes and no one can convince me otherwise.
I know this might be too much for many people, but I am ok with semi-skimmed.
I am not afraid to admit that and be judged for it.
But fully skimmed milk is an affront to common decency.
(Anyone remember birds going through bottle tops to get the cream at the top if you didn’t bring the milk in quickly enough?)
It’s false economy regardless.
Just buy a pint of blue top and then dilute it with equal parts water. Viola! Two pints of red milk.
Use milk or use nothing? Can I at least use water? A tablespoon of milkshake powder isnt refreshing at all guy. Let me add something to it please
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