American history lesson for MAGA

Posted by golfnut82

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  2. Through what mechanism? Having self congratulatory parades isn’t really taking any power back from MAGA.

  3. I was only 9 years old
    I loved Donald Trump
    I had all the merchandise
    Every night I’d pray to Trump for deporting illegal immigrants
    My dad would hear me and call me a racist
    I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Donald Trump
    I called him a cunt
    He slaps me and send me to bed
    I’m crying now and my face hurts
    I feel a warmth approach me
    It was Donald Trump
    I’m so happy
    He whispers in my ear “we need to build a wall”
    Then he gets me out of bed and reaches in his pocket
    I’m ready
    I open my wallet for Donald
    He gives me a small loan of a million dollars
    It hurts so much, but I do it for Donald
    I feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in
    He roars a mighty roar as he puts the money in
    My dad walks in and says “what the fuck”
    Donald Trump looks at him and says “you’re fired”
    Trump leaves through the window
    Trump is love, Trump is life

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