They wanted that milk.

Posted by phdaemon

30 comments
  1. It’s me. I’ve been wearing a harder hat all my life, ever since I saw a guy wearing a hardest hat. It’s been straight envy ever since.

  2. Pretty sure this was outed as faked (and written by an actual person) somewhere in the first 500 times it was posted on reddit during election season.

  3. Knew it was gonna be fire when it started inside an Arby’s in Wyomklahoma

  4. I remember reading this years ago. Still gets a laugh from me

  5. The hardest part to believe of all this is the part about 1000 hours of speeches. If it was 1000 hours of mean girl tweets or golfing though? No question.

  6. The town in Wyomklahoma is called Winchestertonfieldville

  7. Clearly not written by an AI, but I do really like this genre of “human pretends to be an AI to write a funny incomprehensible facsimile of something”

  8. That seems much more plausible than anything I’ve ever seen in Breitbart, Townhall, or Redstate.

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