Only the European mind can comprehend these wise words

by TCFranklin

46 comments

  2. I would commit some heresy

    ![gif](giphy|Aurynnqt2dajC)

  3. I mean, she’s stealing all her music so… And yet, I feel the need to colonise that. So yeah, #Europe.

  5. As we all know in this intelligent sub, Dua Lipa is last true descendent of the dynasty of the Gypsy Kings.

  7. But she isn’t gypsy though? Or is she?

    *Vsauce theme plays*

  8. She’s incredibly beautiful, and her sister is, too.

  9. Wow its true, she does look like a rotational european. What is what we call them nowadays to be PC.

    Zigeuner is a no no word.

  10. I don’t care she is a goddess and she can do anything to me or my possession

  16. To be fair the only person I know who looks decent or even attractive on her ID card is my girlfriend, I wouldn’t hold gypsy genes against Dua Lipa in this instance.

  18. Her trick wouldn’t work on me to be fair. Now, if all her brothers came to distract me on the other hand, she could swindle my swine while I enjoyed a porking of a different kind.

  20. You See, the Position of the eyes and the lower half of the face make it real obvious 😒

  21. I remember seeing a wax figure of her at Madame Tussauds in Amsterdam a few years ago, but I still don’t know who she is or what she’s famous for.

    Modelling sure can’t be it though.

  22. Ok i had never seen a close up of her face, and like, yeah that tracks.

  25. ![gif](giphy|PhYJf6MaWsakYvC88m)

    Wasn’t there an entire movie about this?

  26. I have no fucking clue who that is and why that wench appears every few posts

  27. huh? she’s a kosovo-albanian susan

    i should know, kosovo-albanian women are my weakness for some reason and she checks all the boxes 

  32. Sound just like my grangran, she was sick worried, back when I used to volunteering with Roma people, that I would end up married to one of the because “dem gypsy girls are HAWT” (more like “are witches and they’ll bewitch you”, but never attribute to witchcraft what can be explained by simple gooning).

  33. Went to the length of using the word ‘epigenetic’ only to follow it up with 19th century racism (‘europid’) and then some sort of mediaeval woo (‘blood memory’). Never seen someone go back in time so fast within just four words.

  34. I actually see it. Her brothers would be stealing my livestock especially the sheep I recon

  40. There’s a high degree of probability that the author of the post is an Indian LARPing as a German.

  41. She even has safety pins as earrings in case she needs to pick a lock

  42. What does he doesn’t understand? Dua Lipa is by default gorgeous.

  45. She looks great; nazi gym bro can’t mentally reconcile that he’s in the closet, yet.

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