Day 2 on the all expenses paid DUP genocidal jolly

by jagmanistan

28 comments
  1. uhh that’s sooo weird looking. Sammy looks like a wax model put there just to hold that flag

  2. How quick do you think Sammy’s trousers were down once he got off the plane? Straight into Bibi’s office for the ‘official’ welcome

  3. The DUP do like to evoke surrealism while spending our money, don’t they? I wonder what capers they’d let us get up to spending theirs. Say if I wanted to build a monument to Jason Vorhees riding king billy’s horse into battle with American forces during operation desert storm…

  4. Did they go over on a boat to smuggle sausages out of gaza.

  5. Attended a conference the other day and Sammy was the brunt of many jokes. Wonder is he galloping naked through the fields of Galilee?

  6. At some point we’ll have to put pay to made up flags.

    Taking IDF money to stand beside your (as in, the flag of your nation) and the Israel flag – that’s the transaction. That’s what you got paid for. That’s why your fact finding holiday is for free.

    That’s not a real flag. It’s a wedding band cover version of something that barely, if at all, exists.

  7. This photograph appears to have been taken on a static or replica deck, not a genuine working vessel. The “boat” shows multiple inconsistencies with functional marine design — the freeing ports are uneven and non-draining, the deck rises at an unnatural angle, the mast is improperly positioned and supported, there are no cleats, lifebuoys, navigation lights, or safety rails to meet maritime standards, and the symmetry of the railings is visually off. The water and horizon behind are completely calm and flat, typical of an inland lake or shoreline installation, while the structure itself looks purpose-built for tourist or symbolic photography, not navigation. Taken together, these elements strongly indicate the scene is a staged photo opportunity on a fixed or shallow-draft replica, likely built to look like a historic or “biblical” boat rather than a genuine seagoing vessel.

  8. I mean it’s slightly more disrespectful having a fucking crucifix in the back of this shot… now all we need to do is hang ould Sammy from it!

  9. Apparently the Israeli embassy paid for the trip.

    I’m kinda proud you can’t mention Ireland there.

    The DUP support apartheid and colonialism so it’s no shock they’re welcomed.

  10. “And then they told us they have their own Taig problem”

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