8€ for a kebab? Please Pyrenees protect us from those prices reaching us
I’ve been to many Dönerbuden and I’ve never seen a hot women working there.
How everyone wants to act bougie these days…
This matchy-matchy decor, these black rubber gloves, the young waitress who speaks perfect German, these specially prepared bowls, the digitized menu, the incredibly stupid name “Haus des Döners.” Are times so hard that Mehmet has to act like a fancy burger shop in order to achieve higher margins?
Next, you need to have a female escort and rent a table before you’re even allowed to enter a Shisha Bar, seriously where does it stop?
Oh lord,
It’s not really donër if it’s not made in a dirty shack by a man with armhair who calls you boss.
Okay I’m in love.
8€ for a döner is criminal…
My dönermann still gives me kebap for 4€, he has integrity


these fucking gloves! unhygienic as fuck.
Serves him right for going there in the first place
Serves him right for going there in the first place
Boss man Mustafa would never pull these kind of tricks, he’s a good soul and gives his favourite customers extra meat on the house.
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8€ for a kebab? Please Pyrenees protect us from those prices reaching us
I’ve been to many Dönerbuden and I’ve never seen a hot women working there.
How everyone wants to act bougie these days…
This matchy-matchy decor, these black rubber gloves, the young waitress who speaks perfect German, these specially prepared bowls, the digitized menu, the incredibly stupid name “Haus des Döners.” Are times so hard that Mehmet has to act like a fancy burger shop in order to achieve higher margins?
Next, you need to have a female escort and rent a table before you’re even allowed to enter a Shisha Bar, seriously where does it stop?
Oh lord,
It’s not really donër if it’s not made in a dirty shack by a man with armhair who calls you boss.
Okay I’m in love.
8€ for a döner is criminal…
My dönermann still gives me kebap for 4€, he has integrity


these fucking gloves! unhygienic as fuck.
Serves him right for going there in the first place
Serves him right for going there in the first place
Boss man Mustafa would never pull these kind of tricks, he’s a good soul and gives his favourite customers extra meat on the house.
Thats a weird looking Dönermann
8€ für Döner D:
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