Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Allegedly Assaulted Producer After Masturbating on Biggie Smalls’ Shirt: Police Report

https://people.com/sean-diddy-combs-allegedly-assaulted-producer-after-masturbating-11841540

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  1. If it was just about anyone else I’d call bullshit but this seems pretty on brand for him.

  10. This sentence needs some more punctuation to make sense.

  12. We’ve gone from using the latin alphabet to write masterpieces like shakespeare plays, Ulysses, The Great Gatsby to whatever this string of words that composed this godawful headline.

  13. This dude belongs in prison for the rest of his despicable life

  17. The fuck is this headline lmfaooo r/holup r/holupinaholup

  18. “[Victim] continued to search through clothing when he heard what sounded like porn coming from where Combs was sitting,” the police report alleged. [Victim] expressed he tried to ignore it… but he then heard more noises, and when he looked, he could see Combs jerking himself off…. [Victim] stated that Combs removed the shirt to uncover his penis and told [Victim] to come finish him off,” the report alleged.”

    Then later, Diddy SA’d the guy:

    “The police report claims Combs allegedly continued to berate the victim and “grabbed [him] by the head using his hands and stuck his [Combs’] penis inside of [victim’s] mouth.”

    “[Victim] stated that he pulled away, but that Combs pulled his head back using his hands and stuck his penis inside of [victim’s] mouth again and the cycle occurred approximately 3-4 times for approximately 3-4 seconds each time,” the report reads.

    The report details that Combs was erect, did not ejaculate and left the room.”

  20. Everything I learn about this man is against my will.

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