If some woman was embracing me in this fashion, my wife would not be OK with it.

Charlie ain’t even cold yet lol
*with
JD practicing some “Christian family values” in a “Moms for Liberty” Christian swinger threesome kind of way.
They don’t have couches in their home, only ottomans. JD won’t fuck ottomans, he’s racist.
He’s playing the long game.
Pence wouldn’t even go to dinner alone with another woman.

He’s started going by the nickname JD Sofa King cuz he’s SofaKing good at romancing furniture.
I mean, it’s pretty rude to take advantage when Charlie Kirk is in a slump.

Too true. You can never trust furniture, children, or widows around JD Couchfucker.
Sorry, I have Truthrettes’ syndrome. I know that he didn’t actually admit to fucking a couch. My mind however, won’t let me type or write his name correctly…it judt “autocorrects” to JD Couchfucker. Which is why I also call our president Donald J Cunt.
Maybe he was aiming for ‘Bonus Couch Time’. Because that’s how he rolls.
Maybe that was his plan all along?

they either are or going to do the nasty, plus”mourning christian” woman skin tight leather pants spur hugging a “super pope killing” catholic tighter than a spider on a bug
I’m not sure if the couch thing or wird faces is funnier. That or the fact that when Trump inevitably dies in the next few years, this guy will be President.
This is one of those random girl in a bar videos and JD failed
How do you compete with a woman who doubles as a leather couch?
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If some woman was embracing me in this fashion, my wife would not be OK with it.

Charlie ain’t even cold yet lol
*with
JD practicing some “Christian family values” in a “Moms for Liberty” Christian swinger threesome kind of way.
They don’t have couches in their home, only ottomans. JD won’t fuck ottomans, he’s racist.
He’s playing the long game.
Pence wouldn’t even go to dinner alone with another woman.

He’s started going by the nickname JD Sofa King cuz he’s SofaKing good at romancing furniture.
I mean, it’s pretty rude to take advantage when Charlie Kirk is in a slump.

Too true. You can never trust furniture, children, or widows around JD Couchfucker.
Sorry, I have Truthrettes’ syndrome. I know that he didn’t actually admit to fucking a couch. My mind however, won’t let me type or write his name correctly…it judt “autocorrects” to JD Couchfucker. Which is why I also call our president Donald J Cunt.
J D-V-ance doing his deviant things
Love is in the air

“Whatever makes sense….”
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*with
Maybe he was aiming for ‘Bonus Couch Time’. Because that’s how he rolls.
Maybe that was his plan all along?

they either are or going to do the nasty, plus”mourning christian” woman skin tight leather pants spur hugging a “super pope killing” catholic tighter than a spider on a bug
I’m not sure if the couch thing or wird faces is funnier. That or the fact that when Trump inevitably dies in the next few years, this guy will be President.
This is one of those random girl in a bar videos and JD failed
How do you compete with a woman who doubles as a leather couch?
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