So… what have you achieved in the last few centuries?

by FairytaleOfBliss

50 comments
  1. Wot on erf are you on about… are you lumping Britain in with Swedistan??? Shameful. You are banned from the holy and blessed rightful serene Kingdom of Britannia and her glorious colonial possessions 

  2. Nuclear fusion, radar, telephone and computers apparently do not count.

  3. Hey we also used to be at the fore front of computer science back in the day

  4. Nothing we have made in the last few centuries compares to the genius and blessedness of the humble rock pile. All other inventions fall short its gloriousness.

  5. Ah yes, the nordic country of England.

    By that logic Italy is what? Central europe?

  6. The big ben is cool, but I don’t think it’s that great of a technological achievement. Anything Gaudí built, for example, is harder to do.

  7. The fuck do mean Nordic? There’s only one Nordic country south of Skagerrak and that’s Denmark.

  8. The UK is as Nordic as France is Southern. Yes but actually no.

    That’s why the designation “Western Europe” (in its strictest sense: UK, France, Benelux) has been invented.

  9. I love that you put a clock on a building as a great thing…not unlike Egyptians…5500 years ago.

    And then we think about modern times…and my small country has invented:
    – the ATM
    – the electronic toll
    – cerebral angiography
    – prepaid mobile cards
    – Cristiano Ronaldo.

    All in these last few decades. Fuck, we even invented tempura for the Japanese and brought you tea, which you did not know until you made it your whole personality.

    What the fuck have you invented that I use everyday?

    Fuck off you barbarian.

  10. “Nordic”

    >Looks inside

    >American planes, German Zeppelin over an American city, American car, British city, British locomotive, American rocket, Russian (French-built) warship

  11. We invented globalization which in hindsight, was a mistake

  12. Turkey, according to Turkish men in Europe:

    ![gif](giphy|1pNoyPTIUzk4ImD3ex|downsized)

  13. Nordic? Fuck no buddy go back to your tea and biscuits

  14. And somehow, the food taste like shit. Mediterranean power

  15. Telephone (Meucci) radio (Marconi) batteries (Volta), artificial insemination (Spallanzani, microprocessors (faggin), MPEG, hand transplants, highways, arduinos, and I’m only covering Italy.

  16. You forgot Mikhaila’s beef as the biggest achievement for the European alt-right.

  17. You could’ve at least used a non s*vage plane and car and one of your own boats

  18. Lol Nordic pulling Edison’s favorite business move, stealing others ideas and pretending they did all the work.

    I think they can use some more non-Western refugees, specifically of the male adolescent variant. They’re not using their fossil fuel investments for anything useful anyway.

  19. I mean this is basically just UK and US lol. Nordic can do one.

  20. OP has succeeded in being worse at geography than Americans. Quite a feat !

  21. Remember to thank who brought civilization to your silly lands 

  22. went from applefarmer to money farmer

    PS our steel is in the empire statebuilding

  23. Didn’t the Spanish invent the helicopter or something?

  24. That’s an American P-51 Mustang. You absolute baffoon

    Not even going to mention the other pictures. I’m disappointed Barry

  25. Nordic??? We’re fucking BRITISH 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🦁🦁🦁🦄🦄🦄🐉🐉🐉🥴🥴🥴

  26. Empire State Building and Mustangs….good to know I’ll always have a place to stay in your minds.

  27. Why are you appropriating Anglo achievements to Nordicks.

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