> “My experience of working from home is you spend an awful lot of time making another cup of coffee and then, you know, getting up, walking very slowly to the fridge, hacking off a small piece of cheese, then walking very slowly back to your laptop and then forgetting what it was you’re doing. So, I believe in the workplace environment,” he said to the outlet.
Slow news day
Sound advice. But us Cheese-addicts usually have some cheese at the workplace also, for the times when the cravings become too strong. In Germany some workplaces even have refrigerators. We are such a sophisticated bunch, when the topic is work and work environment.
He’s got crafty political advisers. Now when people search “Johnson” and “cheese” this will pop up as top result instead of him flaunting his own lockdown rules. Very smart. Very insidious.
You know he s right. And the solution is to lock the kitchen door and throw away the key
Hands up who’s surprised that Johnson has no work ethic.
Anyone?
Cheese
Wfh is the best thing ever
>because when **he** works from home **he** gets distracted by cheese
Politicians in a nutshell, assuming that when they (finally) do something sensible the rest of the world does to.
*Now where did I leave that piece of Edammer…*
So Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, who even lives at his office where he regularly held parties during a national lock-down, tells us to go back to work. (I think he means office, because we did our work there, does he?)
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> “My experience of working from home is you spend an awful lot of time making another cup of coffee and then, you know, getting up, walking very slowly to the fridge, hacking off a small piece of cheese, then walking very slowly back to your laptop and then forgetting what it was you’re doing. So, I believe in the workplace environment,” he said to the outlet.
Slow news day
Sound advice. But us Cheese-addicts usually have some cheese at the workplace also, for the times when the cravings become too strong. In Germany some workplaces even have refrigerators. We are such a sophisticated bunch, when the topic is work and work environment.
He’s got crafty political advisers. Now when people search “Johnson” and “cheese” this will pop up as top result instead of him flaunting his own lockdown rules. Very smart. Very insidious.
You know he s right. And the solution is to lock the kitchen door and throw away the key
Hands up who’s surprised that Johnson has no work ethic.
Anyone?
Cheese
Wfh is the best thing ever
>because when **he** works from home **he** gets distracted by cheese
Politicians in a nutshell, assuming that when they (finally) do something sensible the rest of the world does to.
*Now where did I leave that piece of Edammer…*
So Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, who even lives at his office where he regularly held parties during a national lock-down, tells us to go back to work. (I think he means office, because we did our work there, does he?)