Most beautiful language

by ImpressiveAd9818

28 comments

  1. What’s that savage flag doing under the union flag 🤮

  2. Did you know that if you hit a cyclist on the road in Germany, you are allowed take it home and eat it?

  4. Cycliste*

    But usually we just call them “putain de vélo de mes deux”

  5. They call it a Rad fahrer (thanks gcse German, always coming in handy)

  8. ‘Runter von der Straße, Arschloch’ is also a great translation

  9. Joke explainer: It’s actually Fahrradfahrer. Hurensohn means son of a whore.

  16. It’s true, whenever you are in Germany just refer to anyone as Hurensohn, we will appreciate your kindness 🤗

  17. Are there german comedians? I can’t imagine someone telling a joke in german and everybody laughing at the ending.

  18. A regular cyclist : fietser.
    A spandex, ultra light bike, arrogant enthusiast with beerbelly: wielerterrorist.

    De wielerterrorist is de BMW-bestuurder van het fietspad.

  22. In dutch we say « kankermongool » and I think that’s beautiful 😌

  23. As a pedestrian I call them “stupit looking spandex sniffin mongo clown cunts fuck off aND BOLT INTY THE BIKE LANE.”

  25. And then Americans will say “biker” like regards

  26. The word reminds me of the english words “whore” and “son”, with perfectly describes those assholes on their bikes in the MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!

  27. *cycliste.

    We keep the Greek etymology, unlike illiterate southerners.

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