He works really hard to make sure no additional information gets to him.

Speaker Mike Johnson is the Sergeant Schultz of Congress.
Mike Johnson will go down as the House’s worst Speaker. Comer the worst Oversight Chairman, Jordan the worst Judiciary Chairman, RFK Jr. the worst Sec Health, Hegseth the worst SecDef, Bondi the worst AG, McMahon the worst Education Secretary, Gabbard the worst DNI, Leavitt the most disingenuous Press Secretary. Notice a pattern?
Mike Jonsnow
All he says is noun, verb, Democrats
I hate this meme template so much. ASK ABOUT SALARIES. The whole “don’t ask about salary” is how the rich keep getting a way with not giving proper wages to deserving people.
He knows. He knows damned well.
It’s bad faith. He’s lying and he knows it. We know it. They need to stop coddling this fucker and ask him hard hitting questions.
“Because” he is a LIAR
Well that’s because he isn’t a person he’s a snake
See No Evil
For a high salary job, he appears to be the least informed and qualified. Wait…there’s another isn’t there?
Have a tablet cued up for him to watch.
Make him run away.
On camera.
Some dare call it Reaganesque. He never could “recall” anything either.
A lot of that going on at the highest levels of government right now
That’s not true! He knows how to lie! He’s REALLY good at it.
Useless nonce
I thought he was changing his name to Jon Snow based on how much he knows..
It’s funny, can’t think of a relevant nickname for Mike Johnson.
Hegseth = Drunky Brewster
Miller = Smeagol, Gollum
Bondi = Ice Ice Barbie
Noem = Cruella de Kill
Patel = Petty Kash or Tattoo (da plane, da plane) and so on and so forth.
Speaker Mike therefore = Johnson.
Cuz he’s a dick.
Dazed and confused.
If it’s bad, he knows that it’s the Democrats’ fault. Somehow.
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He works really hard to make sure no additional information gets to him.

Speaker Mike Johnson is the Sergeant Schultz of Congress.
Mike Johnson will go down as the House’s worst Speaker. Comer the worst Oversight Chairman, Jordan the worst Judiciary Chairman, RFK Jr. the worst Sec Health, Hegseth the worst SecDef, Bondi the worst AG, McMahon the worst Education Secretary, Gabbard the worst DNI, Leavitt the most disingenuous Press Secretary. Notice a pattern?
Mike Jonsnow
All he says is noun, verb, Democrats
I hate this meme template so much. ASK ABOUT SALARIES. The whole “don’t ask about salary” is how the rich keep getting a way with not giving proper wages to deserving people.
He knows. He knows damned well.
It’s bad faith. He’s lying and he knows it. We know it. They need to stop coddling this fucker and ask him hard hitting questions.
“Because” he is a LIAR
Well that’s because he isn’t a person he’s a snake
See No Evil
For a high salary job, he appears to be the least informed and qualified. Wait…there’s another isn’t there?
Have a tablet cued up for him to watch.
Make him run away.
On camera.
Some dare call it Reaganesque. He never could “recall” anything either.
A lot of that going on at the highest levels of government right now
That’s not true! He knows how to lie! He’s REALLY good at it.
Useless nonce
I thought he was changing his name to Jon Snow based on how much he knows..
It’s funny, can’t think of a relevant nickname for Mike Johnson.
Hegseth = Drunky Brewster
Miller = Smeagol, Gollum
Bondi = Ice Ice Barbie
Noem = Cruella de Kill
Patel = Petty Kash or Tattoo (da plane, da plane) and so on and so forth.
Speaker Mike therefore = Johnson.
Cuz he’s a dick.
Dazed and confused.
If it’s bad, he knows that it’s the Democrats’ fault. Somehow.
He didn’t see that, so he’s not going to comment.
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