All the chavs coming out trying to make a quick buck looking like kneecap
In the absence of any other claims to be Lurgan’s finest, this man’s claim may well be undeniable.
Jesus wept. This belongs in r/crappymusic
In case anyone wants to truly appriciate this poem
>Yo, I’m a lyrical insanaiac
>I’m a rap brainiac
>Hip-hop maniac
>
>I’m too slick
>Treat this rap game like a socialist republic
>I never suck it
>Yeah, the ladies, yeah they love it
>
>I’d love to travel back in time
>And give mobile phone technology to James Connolly
>You see that way, we can win our independence
>And set free our descendants
>I don’t mean to offend yous
>But yeah, keep it independant
>
>This track’s like a gun
>My work is not yet done
>Yeah, I’m Lurgan’s finest
>You can’t deny this
>
>Yo, I’m checking the list
>You old Lurgan’s finest
>My tracks meet timeless [?]
>Yeah, I’m Lurgan’s finest
His Olympics are 2 weeks after ours, aren’t they?
You know what-Fair play to him-99% people slagging him here wouldnt have the balls to put their face to their hobby/passion. Who give AF if its not exactly Dr Dre the lads out having a go
I fear I’m going to be randomly muttering “I’d love to travel back in time and give mobile phone technology to James Connolly” for months, perhaps years to come.
Eminem, you’ve lost top spot in the rappin’ charts to this guy.
Hope he filmed this on his day off from work.
Someone show this to Putin, if they don’t eradicate Lurgan from the map after this, I don’t know boys…I just don’t know.
‘Just stay out of my way or you’ll pay, listen to what I say.
Hey why don’t I just go and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what’d ya say?’
Say what you want, but he isn’t wrong.
That’s the finest Lurgan has to offer
So you had to inflicted this on this whole sub. Mondays are bad enough
I’m pretty sure the music industry is shittin’ it’s pants when he comes out with this stunning level of songwriting.
He is spitting soapbars
He is to rapping what Stephen Hawking was to Olympic sprinting
Id love to go back in time and give Connolly a phone 😂
“I’d love to travel back in time, and give mobile technology to James Connelly”.
OK… Without a working infrastructure of phone masts up and down the country, WiFi, or an appropriate outlet to charge it, wtf is James Connelly going to do with a mobile? Play Snake until the battery runs out?
James Connolly just phoned me, and he says this is shite
THIS IS GENIUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What in the boot cut jeans is this shit
When he’s 60 in his local. Never live it down will he.
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Sad times for the people of Lurgan, not my ideal representative.
Isn’t it obvious .. it’s lurgan finest you can’t deny it !
Check out his song ‘in Lurgan’ it’s a mix over the song ‘empire state of mind’ by Alicia keys. Absolutely dreadful! I admire his confidence though.
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
How are more cars not doing a 180 when they see a sign saying “Welcome to Lurgan”?
Bit of craic, man’s living his best life, I’m all for it
The backing track is a song called Paparazzi by Xibit . Which in turn was originally recorded by Barbara Streisland if I remember correctly
Mo Chara is shaking in his Nike Air Max.
🔥 🔥 sounds class on mute 🔇 🔥 🔥
Thing is, I do actually believe he is Lurgan’s finest.
Lurgan’s finest, Cohly B. Kevi Forex been reallll quiet since this dropped. North Armaggh
I know a few Lurgan people and I wouldn’t call him a liar when he says he’s the finest.
This makes Kneecap sound like Mozart. By comparison.
From Kneecap to Buttcraic
Bless ’em.
He’s a cryptic composer, a true Irish soldier
Lurgan’s finest
“From the lough neagh down to the border, my raps cause disorder” this gave me a brain disorder🔥
Camerawork by Michael J Fox
I didn’t think I’d laugh today. Thank you OP
Y’know what…. Yes it’s a bit crap but he’s out there doing his thing. I admire his confidence.
Anyways who is Lurgan’s finest? In my opinion it’s:
1. Neil Lennon
2. Mickey Bartlett
3. My sister in law and all her family
56. This guy
I don’t know this man but I’m all in on this
This video gave me a cold sore and an itchy hole.
God forbid a man has hobbies. It’s not for me but fair play to him.
Did he ever get his ball of the roof?
https://youtu.be/Cry5gCzkH0A
All the chavs coming out trying to make a quick buck looking like kneecap
In the absence of any other claims to be Lurgan’s finest, this man’s claim may well be undeniable.
Jesus wept. This belongs in r/crappymusic
In case anyone wants to truly appriciate this poem
>Yo, I’m a lyrical insanaiac
>I’m a rap brainiac
>Hip-hop maniac
>
>I’m too slick
>Treat this rap game like a socialist republic
>I never suck it
>Yeah, the ladies, yeah they love it
>
>I’d love to travel back in time
>And give mobile phone technology to James Connolly
>You see that way, we can win our independence
>And set free our descendants
>I don’t mean to offend yous
>But yeah, keep it independant
>
>This track’s like a gun
>My work is not yet done
>Yeah, I’m Lurgan’s finest
>You can’t deny this
>
>Yo, I’m checking the list
>You old Lurgan’s finest
>My tracks meet timeless [?]
>Yeah, I’m Lurgan’s finest
His Olympics are 2 weeks after ours, aren’t they?
You know what-Fair play to him-99% people slagging him here wouldnt have the balls to put their face to their hobby/passion. Who give AF if its not exactly Dr Dre the lads out having a go
I fear I’m going to be randomly muttering “I’d love to travel back in time and give mobile phone technology to James Connolly” for months, perhaps years to come.
Eminem, you’ve lost top spot in the rappin’ charts to this guy.
Hope he filmed this on his day off from work.
Someone show this to Putin, if they don’t eradicate Lurgan from the map after this, I don’t know boys…I just don’t know.
‘Just stay out of my way or you’ll pay, listen to what I say.
Hey why don’t I just go and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what’d ya say?’
Say what you want, but he isn’t wrong.
That’s the finest Lurgan has to offer
So you had to inflicted this on this whole sub. Mondays are bad enough
This gave me cancer
“Nai we’re gettin d the reason!”
A condom could’ve prevented this…
*’Lurgan … Lurgan … Lurgan … straight outta Lurgan … Lurgan … Lurgan … Lurgan … straight outta Lurgan.’*
I’m pretty sure the music industry is shittin’ it’s pants when he comes out with this stunning level of songwriting.
He is spitting soapbars
He is to rapping what Stephen Hawking was to Olympic sprinting
Id love to go back in time and give Connolly a phone 😂
“I’d love to travel back in time, and give mobile technology to James Connelly”.
OK… Without a working infrastructure of phone masts up and down the country, WiFi, or an appropriate outlet to charge it, wtf is James Connelly going to do with a mobile? Play Snake until the battery runs out?
James Connolly just phoned me, and he says this is shite
THIS IS GENIUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What in the boot cut jeans is this shit
When he’s 60 in his local. Never live it down will he.
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