What in the absolute fuck is this?



by The_ghost_of_epstein

50 comments
  1. Sad times for the people of Lurgan, not my ideal representative.

  2. Isn’t it obvious .. it’s lurgan finest you can’t deny it !

  3. Check out his song ‘in Lurgan’ it’s a mix over the song ‘empire state of mind’ by Alicia keys. Absolutely dreadful! I admire his confidence though.

  4. How are more cars not doing a 180 when they see a sign saying “Welcome to Lurgan”?

  5. Bit of craic, man’s living his best life, I’m all for it

  6. The backing track is a song called Paparazzi by Xibit . Which in turn was originally recorded by Barbara Streisland if I remember correctly 

  7. Thing is, I do actually believe he is Lurgan’s finest.

  8. Lurgan’s finest, Cohly B. Kevi Forex been reallll quiet since this dropped. North Armaggh

  9. I know a few Lurgan people and I wouldn’t call him a liar when he says he’s the finest.

  10. “From the lough neagh down to the border, my raps cause disorder” this gave me a brain disorder🔥

  11. I didn’t think I’d laugh today. Thank you OP

  12. Y’know what…. Yes it’s a bit crap but he’s out there doing his thing. I admire his confidence.

    Anyways who is Lurgan’s finest? In my opinion it’s:
    1. Neil Lennon
    2. Mickey Bartlett
    3. My sister in law and all her family

    56. This guy

  13. I don’t know this man but I’m all in on this

  14. This video gave me a cold sore and an itchy hole.

  15. God forbid a man has hobbies. It’s not for me but fair play to him.

  16. All the chavs coming out trying to make a quick buck looking like kneecap

  17. In the absence of any other claims to be Lurgan’s finest, this man’s claim may well be undeniable.

  18. In case anyone wants to truly appriciate this poem

    >Yo, I’m a lyrical insanaiac

    >I’m a rap brainiac

    >Hip-hop maniac

    >

    >I’m too slick

    >Treat this rap game like a socialist republic

    >I never suck it

    >Yeah, the ladies, yeah they love it

    >

    >I’d love to travel back in time

    >And give mobile phone technology to James Connolly

    >You see that way, we can win our independence

    >And set free our descendants

    >I don’t mean to offend yous

    >But yeah, keep it independant

    >

    >This track’s like a gun

    >My work is not yet done

    >Yeah, I’m Lurgan’s finest

    >You can’t deny this

    >

    >Yo, I’m checking the list

    >You old Lurgan’s finest

    >My tracks meet timeless [?]

    >Yeah, I’m Lurgan’s finest

  19. His Olympics are 2 weeks after ours, aren’t they?

  20. You know what-Fair play to him-99% people slagging him here wouldnt have the balls to put their face to their hobby/passion. Who give AF if its not exactly Dr Dre the lads out having a go

  21. I fear I’m going to be randomly muttering “I’d love to travel back in time and give mobile phone technology to James Connolly” for months, perhaps years to come.

  22. Eminem, you’ve lost top spot in the rappin’ charts to this guy.

    Hope he filmed this on his day off from work.

  23. Someone show this to Putin, if they don’t eradicate Lurgan from the map after this, I don’t know boys…I just don’t know.

  24. ‘Just stay out of my way or you’ll pay, listen to what I say.

    Hey why don’t I just go and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what’d ya say?’

  25. Say what you want, but he isn’t wrong.

    That’s the finest Lurgan has to offer

  26. So you had to inflicted this on this whole sub. Mondays are bad enough

  27. *’Lurgan … Lurgan … Lurgan … straight outta Lurgan … Lurgan … Lurgan … Lurgan … straight outta Lurgan.’*

    I’m pretty sure the music industry is shittin’ it’s pants when he comes out with this stunning level of songwriting.

  28. He is to rapping what Stephen Hawking was to Olympic sprinting

  29. Id love to go back in time and give Connolly a phone 😂

  30. “I’d love to travel back in time, and give mobile technology to James Connelly”.

    OK… Without a working infrastructure of phone masts up and down the country, WiFi, or an appropriate outlet to charge it, wtf is James Connelly going to do with a mobile? Play Snake until the battery runs out?

  31. James Connolly just phoned me, and he says this is shite

  32. When he’s 60 in his local. Never live it down will he.

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