Labour’s David Lammy – “I took a DNA test and I’m 5% Scotttish”

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1. He is the Dumbest man in Westminster, look for his “Celebrity” Mastermind appearance, i’m surprised he can remember to breathe.

2. 5% Scottish, 95% Moron

3. Sadly it s the 95% twat that’s the problems.

4. Let me guess one of the 3 of the biggest shaggers in scotland history is his ancestor Wallace burns or the bruce

5. So doesn’t that make him 100% American just by saying that?

6. Unfortunately the reasons a black man might have Scottish ancestry are not good, to say the least.

   Spoiler: it’s our role in colonialism.

7. mon yersel Davy

8. Many people of Afro-Caribbean descent have Scottish ancestry. 

9. We could probably use him in goal

10. I think it would be prudent to note the actual exchange went like this:

    >**Pete Wishart** (SNP) asks why the defence secretary described the Scottish government as a threat to national security in the Commons earlier this week. The government won’t say that about China, he says.

    >**Lammy** says the people of Scotland are not a threat to national security.

    Then Lammy spouted his I’m 5% Scottish pish – which is not at all how genetic testing really works. An explainer can be found [here](https://www.wired.com/story/your-ethnicity-estimate-doesnt-mean-what-you-think-it-does/).

11. People all over the world take these DNA tests, but it saying 5% Scottish just means you have DNA similarities to Scottish people who took the test.  

12. There’s no such thing as Scottish DNA.

13. 5% brain capacity too

14. As an English person, you’re more than welcome to him

15. Piss poor performance from PMQs, Lammy has the knack of not answering any questions posed, instead playing the blame game.

    Labour are cooked – deservedly so.

16. Prefer Limmy over Lammy tbh

17. Congratulations. He can now be considered a ‘new’ Scot.

18. Going to be unpopular but I see far more people on here complaining about Americans who call themselves Scots than instances of it actually happening

19. I share 10% of my DNA with frogs – doesn’t make me likely to hang about in a pond.

20. Given Scotlands history in Guyana it’s probably not a reach for that to be the case really.

21. He’s 5% Scottish because it’s almost Limmy.

22. He’s 100% genocidal, war criminal, cunt.

23. 5% Scottish, 100% genocide apologist.

    David Lammy’s own performative words, “Sleep with dogs and you get fleas.”.

    Shut up Lammy.

24. Bawbag

25. Does that mean he only likes neeps a wee bit?

26. Boris used to say the same thing and just like Lammy it means nothing to me coz they’re both a pair of wanks.

27. He’s also 100% a cunt

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