Burst sewer in Glasgow triggers ‘jobby geyser’ as human waste spews on street

by ScottishDailyRecord

16 comments
  1. I remember this happening when I lived in the Gorbals about 20 years ago. Literal fountain of turds on Ballater street.

  2. I think there was a loon in the year above mine nicknamed “Jobby Geezer”; it’s nice to know he’s got his name in the paper.

  3. headline writing is almost a lost art, nice to see it making a comeback

  4. This happened to me and it was not a fun way to find out the tank was buried in our front garden…

  5. Running around in their Jobby Catchers terrified 😨

  6. They’ll need a jobby weecher.

    Also I’d like to see ChatGPT come up with a headline like that. Mon the journalists.

  7. “Jobby geyser” is a phrase I could’ve lived a long and happy life having never, ever encountered. It truly is art, of the most terrible kind.

  8. Aurora displays, jobby geysers, what a time to be alive

  9. Did the get the jobby lobbers in to sort it then? Not a job I’d be lining up for to be fair.

  10. I would have gone with Jobby-cano or Jobby blowhole.

  11. Jobby geyser are two words that should never be uttered together…

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