This is what happens when you try to please a country of small dicks.

by Zergamotte

33 comments
  1. its also China, apparently big ass grids are a status symbol. unsure why they don’t just go to jail instead.

  2. Not enough Aircraft Carriers to demand that oil🛢️

  3. 80s BMWs are my favourites. Actually all German cars looked better in the 80s

  4. Its an enviromentally friendly feature. When you hit a deer, it fits right in.

  5. It happens everytime a new design generation of BMW is released. FYI when the Z4 E85 and 7 e65 by Chris Bangle were released people were outraged and said they were the ugliest BMW ever.

  6. High hoods also split bodies when they hit a pedestrian. Low hoods scoop bodies and save more lives in collision’s,

    …but does it look cool though?

  7. that’s a real car? I would’ve thought it’s an AI bs

  8. They’ve sold a lot of those in europe too. I see them all the time, totally unnecessary and unsafe for pedestrians

  9. In this era of loud fascist annoying asethetics we need european modesty and moderation back.

  10. You’re comparing a car from the 80s to a car from 2025.

    You can’t make the car above now, because of regulations (the hood needs to be rounded, because if you hit someone they’ll go above the hood, decreasing the damage)

  11. BMW and VW get worse and uglier every single year. They gave away such a huge lead. Absolutely nobody will be maintaining and restoring modern bmw’s or VW’s in 30 years time. I bet the 90’s ones will still be around though.

  12. The shitty New car designs target the Western firms idea of the chinese market

  13. These abominations are all over Austria, Hungary, Switzerland, Romania, etc. We can say all day it’s marketed to limpdicked Americans, but they are being purchased all over Europe, along with large pickup trucks and other unnecessarily large suvs. The only solution is what Germany did to Walmart, don’t fucking buy them.

  14. In their defense, I have only had good experiences with (big fat) American dicks.

  15. ![gif](giphy|6yk6fkQTWJKkq0YDAK)

    Luigi, what are you hiding in your pants? 😳

  16. TIL I have a small dick. And yes, when I have my family with me, I want them to sit in a fucking tank. I don’t trust others on the road.

  17. Yank basing aside, what is with all those tacky red lights German “luxury” brands have put on their recent models? Their car manufacturing is absolutely in the dregs these days.

  18. On the topic…
    Why does BMW have the arse on the front.
    One of the main reasons for the Corvette’s design looking good is the double-behind, on the behind.
    My hypothesis is that this is intentional to market the car to arseholes, but I got no evidence, besides the correlation with actual BMW owners.

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