That meme really captures the vibe of picking a mentor like it’s a video game character select screen, comedy and wisdom bundled together.
i choose plato.
flex on fools with my mind and if they’re too dumb to understand that, hit them with a front double biceps.
Aragorn never steered anyone wrong
Would be mad to spend a weekend with Peterson just knocking back benzos and shooting the shit about lobsters and the like.
Every British lad knows the pub mentor has +100 wisdom and +200 emotional support. 🍺✨
Honestly, the pub guy has more character development than half the “alpha gurus” online. 😂🍺
Can I be the one to post this meme next week?
One charges a subscription, the other just hands out wisdom with his pint.
You should still wash your balls though
I love a good drunk person to talk to
Pub guy 100%. He’s a proper bloke. Holds doors for ladies and would intervene in a bad situation. Also he helps old ladies cross the road.
Would be an awesome mentor but no pushover.
Tate duh then he could mysteriously disappear forever
One charges you monthly, the other just hands you a pint and a pep talk.
Wait, is washing your balls an Alpha Male^(TM) thing?
God bless JBP 💪🙏
for the uneducated if you want a pub mentor like this you need to be in a northern pub, a southern one will give you a crypto bro
Pub guy looks like a gluttonous alcoholic, i wouldn’t take him as mentor either
Pub mentor doesn’t judge, no matter who you are, or what you are
If anyone ever said, “me and the lads see all the work you’re putting in. We’re proud of ya” I would straight up break down and have the ugliest cry.
Normality pub guy….tired of the weirdos!
Is that Peterson? Mistook him for Bob Geldof which was really confusing
I met that very guy at a pub many years ago and he made my day
“Pub guy”? He has a name – Barry, 63
Never has it been more clear that the ‘alpha’ is the most insecure guy in the group who has to overcompensate.
My barber started reccomending me Jordan Peterson shortly after becoming christian out of nowhere. Never went back.
bent
Giving big “I don’t care if you are gay fella, I just want you to be ‘appy” dad vibes
“Wash your balls” “im having a breakdown” made me laugh
Friendly pub bloke because:
-All of the above
-probably goes “wheeyyy” when a glass gets dropped behind the bar
None of them inspire me.
Most of the comments here choosing pub guy makes me insanely happy as fuck.
I love how human snooker ball is masquerading as alpha male.
Pub guy lost a ton of weight and was slimming world man of the year 2015.
JBP please
That particular pub guy is PA Luty. The chad worked out how to build a gun in his garage and published the plans, just to stick 2 fingers up to the government when they started to oppress gun owners.
Andrew Tate always crossed me as the kind of guy who gets really weird about someone asking if he wanted sausage
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That meme really captures the vibe of picking a mentor like it’s a video game character select screen, comedy and wisdom bundled together.
i choose plato.
flex on fools with my mind and if they’re too dumb to understand that, hit them with a front double biceps.
Aragorn never steered anyone wrong
Would be mad to spend a weekend with Peterson just knocking back benzos and shooting the shit about lobsters and the like.
Every British lad knows the pub mentor has +100 wisdom and +200 emotional support. 🍺✨
Honestly, the pub guy has more character development than half the “alpha gurus” online. 😂🍺
Can I be the one to post this meme next week?
One charges a subscription, the other just hands out wisdom with his pint.
You should still wash your balls though
I love a good drunk person to talk to
Pub guy 100%. He’s a proper bloke. Holds doors for ladies and would intervene in a bad situation. Also he helps old ladies cross the road.
Would be an awesome mentor but no pushover.
Tate duh then he could mysteriously disappear forever
One charges you monthly, the other just hands you a pint and a pep talk.
Wait, is washing your balls an Alpha Male^(TM) thing?
God bless JBP 💪🙏
for the uneducated if you want a pub mentor like this you need to be in a northern pub, a southern one will give you a crypto bro
Pub guy looks like a gluttonous alcoholic, i wouldn’t take him as mentor either
Pub mentor doesn’t judge, no matter who you are, or what you are
If anyone ever said, “me and the lads see all the work you’re putting in. We’re proud of ya” I would straight up break down and have the ugliest cry.
Normality pub guy….tired of the weirdos!
Is that Peterson? Mistook him for Bob Geldof which was really confusing
I met that very guy at a pub many years ago and he made my day
“Pub guy”? He has a name – Barry, 63
Never has it been more clear that the ‘alpha’ is the most insecure guy in the group who has to overcompensate.
My barber started reccomending me Jordan Peterson shortly after becoming christian out of nowhere. Never went back.
bent
Giving big “I don’t care if you are gay fella, I just want you to be ‘appy” dad vibes
“Wash your balls” “im having a breakdown” made me laugh
Friendly pub bloke because:
-All of the above
-probably goes “wheeyyy” when a glass gets dropped behind the bar
None of them inspire me.
Most of the comments here choosing pub guy makes me insanely happy as fuck.
I love how human snooker ball is masquerading as alpha male.
Pub guy lost a ton of weight and was slimming world man of the year 2015.
JBP please
That particular pub guy is PA Luty. The chad worked out how to build a gun in his garage and published the plans, just to stick 2 fingers up to the government when they started to oppress gun owners.
Andrew Tate always crossed me as the kind of guy who gets really weird about someone asking if he wanted sausage
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