„The pink dildo of consequences barly arrives lubed“
I’d pay good money to see that rammed up Putins arse.
At least give it a “helmet” head.
there’s two of them actually, the flamingo producer has doubled it
Waiting for footage of this thing commented by totally confused Russians.
Those flamingos are way bigger then I thought
Gift for Putin. Nice.
Holy shit I didn’t realise how big those are
I feel like a real opportunity was missed here……………..to paint it as the proper flesh missile it should be.
In my memory of Dana Drábová, the liked nuclear woman and Ukraine supporter. May she rest in peace.
Beautiful paint job. 🥰
OK. If the paint is dry . . . SEND IT! 🚀🔥
Слава Україні!
How much are these per unit?
They’re going to sink them with their pink torpedo…
this missile is _begging_ for a penis motif and a logo “the dildo of consequences arrives unlubed”
It looks like a giant… *!!!*
Good, now lets fly it into an oil refinery, or ammo depot…
Send it to Kremlin!
I want a T-shirt please:)
Wow this thing looks like a V1’s bigger brother.
All it needs are a pair of fake nuts and a thing to make it go ‘bzzzzzzzzz’ lol
Bomb voyage!
They need to make one that looks like Santa Claus delivering presents, even bling it out with some LED lights and send it somewhere they know an average Russian will catch it on video.
The year is 2028
An Ork sits in his trench and watches the drone above him, he can see its a custom drone bomber… as he squints he can see a decal on the side ‘Born to kill’
A teenager sits in a ruined building, looking through a headset at the Ork in the trench, the built in ai highlights the soldier, 40 points… thats should be enough to get him to the next level of dropped munitions he wants, and that new decal ‘Only dead fish go with the flow’
Above the trench and the drone
A pink Missile streaks by, plastered on its side is the latest insult thrown at Putin and his Orks from Poland.
Another Ork further back swears under his breath as there is a small pop from the direction he is pretty sure some Commrads should be.
As he considers the madness of it all, the Missile punches through the celling of the building he’s taking cover in with his squad.
A final and brief moment of clarify flashes through his vodka addled mind, the message on the missle…
‘The missile dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed’
War has changed…..
In honor of the Czech nuclear scientist and amazing woman, named after her. She died 6. 10. 2025 *** DANA ***
The Flamingo of Consequence rarely arrives lubed.
Shudda called it the Pink Dildo, Whatever. As long as it penetrates deep, hurts and forces the ruZZians to contemplate their life choices.
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The Czechs are awesome
„The pink dildo of consequences barly arrives lubed“
I’d pay good money to see that rammed up Putins arse.
At least give it a “helmet” head.
there’s two of them actually, the flamingo producer has doubled it
Waiting for footage of this thing commented by totally confused Russians.
Those flamingos are way bigger then I thought
Gift for Putin. Nice.
Holy shit I didn’t realise how big those are
I feel like a real opportunity was missed here……………..to paint it as the proper flesh missile it should be.
In my memory of Dana Drábová, the liked nuclear woman and Ukraine supporter. May she rest in peace.
Beautiful paint job. 🥰
OK. If the paint is dry . . . SEND IT! 🚀🔥
Слава Україні!
How much are these per unit?
They’re going to sink them with their pink torpedo…
this missile is _begging_ for a penis motif and a logo “the dildo of consequences arrives unlubed”
It looks like a giant… *!!!*
Good, now lets fly it into an oil refinery, or ammo depot…
Send it to Kremlin!
I want a T-shirt please:)
Wow this thing looks like a V1’s bigger brother.
All it needs are a pair of fake nuts and a thing to make it go ‘bzzzzzzzzz’ lol
Bomb voyage!
They need to make one that looks like Santa Claus delivering presents, even bling it out with some LED lights and send it somewhere they know an average Russian will catch it on video.
The year is 2028
An Ork sits in his trench and watches the drone above him, he can see its a custom drone bomber… as he squints he can see a decal on the side ‘Born to kill’
A teenager sits in a ruined building, looking through a headset at the Ork in the trench, the built in ai highlights the soldier, 40 points… thats should be enough to get him to the next level of dropped munitions he wants, and that new decal ‘Only dead fish go with the flow’
Above the trench and the drone
A pink Missile streaks by, plastered on its side is the latest insult thrown at Putin and his Orks from Poland.
Another Ork further back swears under his breath as there is a small pop from the direction he is pretty sure some Commrads should be.
As he considers the madness of it all, the Missile punches through the celling of the building he’s taking cover in with his squad.
A final and brief moment of clarify flashes through his vodka addled mind, the message on the missle…
‘The missile dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed’
War has changed…..
In honor of the Czech nuclear scientist and amazing woman, named after her. She died 6. 10. 2025 *** DANA ***
The Flamingo of Consequence rarely arrives lubed.
Shudda called it the Pink Dildo, Whatever. As long as it penetrates deep, hurts and forces the ruZZians to contemplate their life choices.
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