Apparently a mercury apprentice was having a wank in the intel building. Safety officer lets a roar at him. Apprentice falls on sprinkler and causes millions worth of damage 😳

36 comments

1. That’s an expensive wank. did he finish?

2. Jaysus

3. How do you fall on a sprinkler?

4. Apparently he’s an admin for a certain Irish Simpsons Fans meme page.

5. “Fell” on the sprinkler. Yeah we’ve all heard that one before

6. Falls on sprinkler, how does that work?? Aren’t sprinklers usually ceiling mounted?

   Ooh what a feeling, when we’re wanking on the ceiling…

7. Unhappy ending.

8. What’s a mercury apprentice?

9. “Apperantly”

10. Is he a mutant now? The silver spooger?

11. Jizz, that’s awful.

12. I hope out of sheer badness that the background story’s true, but it feels a little too Whatsapp to believe for now.

13. What was damaged?

14. Yeah, there’s something I’m not believing.

15. Jesus youd have to emigrate for that

16. Intel finally shipping those die’s with built-in water cooling!!

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18. Story is bulls**t

    The sprinkler system doesn’t turn on if you hit the fire alarm

19. Its the hand for me hahaha

20. This looks like a single sprinkler in a hallway, is this really “millions” worth of damage?

21. ….turns out he was a chimp. So that’s monkey news for this week….

22. Welcome to another edition of: Tall tales of the Internet.

23. It’s a lovely building but this is why I felt it was better that we just stayed friends.

24. Yeah checked with a mate who works for Mercury.

    Videos 4 years old, no work being done on the building at the moment

    Exact quote
    “Ye it’s all bullshit, all lies sure no works being done in there”

    Whatsapp whispers lads

25. Must’ve been an ISF mod

26. That’s not how sprinklers work

27. Randy’s watching porn again.

28. I smell…… bulshit

29. moral of the story…never interrupt someone mid wank, especially during the short strokes

30. So he sprayed everywhere then? 🧐🤪

31. I’m an apprentice I hope I don’t do something like this

32. Smells like bullshit.

33. must have been having a posh wank to produce enough smoke to set off sprinklers

34. Hahaha love the way they shoehorn wanking into any site story

35. Fake news

36. That’s an expensive money shot…