Failed at the crunch by Nemanight Tags:Great BritishGreat British MemesMemesUnited Kingdom 9 comments COOKIES. I’ve been know to lick a jammy todger from time to time Tiz a dream to hear …cockies…num num num… I’ve never felt so seen Crumbs! What I say is, if my wife doesn’t like crumbs in the bed she shouldn’t bring me Marmite toast for breakfast. Anyway, she’s in no position to complain, what with regularly trying to blow the quilt off the bed. My wife just called me a punani genie – yay? Hfw I whip out the bottle: ***Coooochie Monstaaaa*** Comments are closed.
What I say is, if my wife doesn’t like crumbs in the bed she shouldn’t bring me Marmite toast for breakfast. Anyway, she’s in no position to complain, what with regularly trying to blow the quilt off the bed.
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COOKIES.
I’ve been know to lick a jammy todger from time to time
Tiz a dream to hear …cockies…num num num…
I’ve never felt so seen
Crumbs!
What I say is, if my wife doesn’t like crumbs in the bed she shouldn’t bring me Marmite toast for breakfast.
Anyway, she’s in no position to complain, what with regularly trying to blow the quilt off the bed.
My wife just called me a punani genie – yay?
Hfw I whip out the bottle:
***Coooochie Monstaaaa***
Comments are closed.