Simon has seen better days

by CaledonianErrant

25 comments
  1. Did this to a brand new sponge, cleaning a griddle pan that had been used to cook fatty burgers. Slightly infuriating to say the least.

  2. It’s his eyes for me, I know the sanpanku thing looks nice on Princess Diana or Billie Eilish, but that is too much under white, it makes me feel so uncomfortable.

    But I bet its the same for every part, just a fraction “off” from what people are naturally born with, and that’s what gives the uncanny “ick” feeling.

  3. Ik age is also a factor here but he looked so much more handsome before plastic surgery. Idk why celebrities choose this route when they look completely fine.

  4. Reminds me of the Halloween cakes you used to get in Scotland

  5. Looks like he was reconstructed after a terrible accident and they did the best they could

  6. Man is nearly 70 and he’s trying to look in his 40s.

    The mental thing is if he’d just looked after himself, eaten healthy, and exercised he’d look fine for his age.

    I think these some Japanese proverb that if you just keep yourself at a healthy weight and eat healthy your body will keep itself looking young for your age.

    But no, gets all this work and just looks really off. It’s mental to me how so may celebrities do this, they should be taught about uncanny valley.

  7. Like someone’s wearing a mask made from someone else’s face

  8. “Simon has seen better days” 

    that’s absolutely done me in thank you OP

  9. What amuses me about Cowell is that none of the work he needs done, and by Christ he needs loads, is on his face….

  10. Looks like he sells 3 for a oner & his bird sells French bulldogs🤣

  11. He looks like one of those images of that archaeologists suggest what a Neanderthal looked like

  12. This feels like every tool in my kitchen after pasta night.

  13. Simon on the right looks like a melting waxwork

Comments are closed.