Sure he visited Vienna Austria? Like who waits at red lights here? If you see someone standing at a traffic light (obviously without cars coming) they’re either tourists or (god forbid) a German.
Same with water, you get “Mineralwasser” everywhere and nearly always bottled. This just confused me.
Edit: the rest though sounds right, especially the disgusted look from the waiter.
Any culture which frowns on crossing clear roads is an inferior culture.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? It was following orders.
Tbh ordering “a bottle of water” is a big developing country-tell.
If you want sparkling water, sure. But paying for ordinary water..?
Although, Hitler wasn’t hot.
I’ve come up with a strategy for crossing the road on a red light when I’m in Germany:
Don’t cross where the light is.
Go to the middle of the block and run across like a madman.
This way, cars will assume you’re a crackhead (not a DIN-ignorer) and just let you through. They even slow down for you
The rule is at traffic lights: if there are kids…you wait…if there aren’t kids, do whatever the fuck you want.
This sums up Austria, Germany, and Switzerland perfectly, INNIT.
VienGreta
im austrian (and autistic thanks to the special water) so I can confirm all of this
You should have married this girl
Can confirm. Just got told to not shovel the snow here by a Rentner Hans literally 3 hours ago, despite me living here in Germany and obeying your rules, because it would make the ground too slippery. I was like “Hans, these are your rules that your stupid country told me I have to do, and now you are giving me a senile autistic Rentner lecture about obeying the rules?!” He didn’t like that, did he? Austria is even more turbo autism, I’ve seen how they sort their ‘recycling’ bins.
At least he found his type. All the people he’s not on a date with.
Not surprised the viennese act like germans. They’ve started speaking like them some time ago already.
boaoa of woaoa.
Damn, how late was Paddy? Did he have troubles finding the place?
To be honest she seemes german.
Bro went to Vienna and actually said bo’le’o’wo’oh 🍀🗿
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Ahhahaha special water indeed
“In ireland we would drink heavily for years”
Yeah, sounds about right.
Sure he visited Vienna Austria? Like who waits at red lights here? If you see someone standing at a traffic light (obviously without cars coming) they’re either tourists or (god forbid) a German.
Same with water, you get “Mineralwasser” everywhere and nearly always bottled. This just confused me.
Edit: the rest though sounds right, especially the disgusted look from the waiter.
Any culture which frowns on crossing clear roads is an inferior culture.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? It was following orders.
Tbh ordering “a bottle of water” is a big developing country-tell.
If you want sparkling water, sure. But paying for ordinary water..?
Although, Hitler wasn’t hot.
I’ve come up with a strategy for crossing the road on a red light when I’m in Germany:
Don’t cross where the light is.
Go to the middle of the block and run across like a madman.
This way, cars will assume you’re a crackhead (not a DIN-ignorer) and just let you through. They even slow down for you
The rule is at traffic lights: if there are kids…you wait…if there aren’t kids, do whatever the fuck you want.
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I feel like he is on this sub.
https://preview.redd.it/j9vln0phw13g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f89257cf9922072da7aaf49de86173283331eced
This sums up Austria, Germany, and Switzerland perfectly, INNIT.
VienGreta
im austrian (and autistic thanks to the special water) so I can confirm all of this
You should have married this girl
Can confirm. Just got told to not shovel the snow here by a Rentner Hans literally 3 hours ago, despite me living here in Germany and obeying your rules, because it would make the ground too slippery. I was like “Hans, these are your rules that your stupid country told me I have to do, and now you are giving me a senile autistic Rentner lecture about obeying the rules?!” He didn’t like that, did he? Austria is even more turbo autism, I’ve seen how they sort their ‘recycling’ bins.
At least he found his type. All the people he’s not on a date with.
Not surprised the viennese act like germans. They’ve started speaking like them some time ago already.
boaoa of woaoa.
Damn, how late was Paddy? Did he have troubles finding the place?
To be honest she seemes german.
Bro went to Vienna and actually said bo’le’o’wo’oh 🍀🗿
LMAO
I was already dyin at “hot robots” XD
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