What?! Who productionized those spice islands now, eh?
That’s the second time a stinking frog eater is so hilariously wrong on the topic of history, I genuinely get an impression that french education is losing quality with each passing day
So all those million Finns that fought against the Koreans died for nothing???
Turkey under “conquered continents” when they couldn’t even take Vienna is hilarious
Least Jan per capita in this picture
Why is Turkey here ?
Achievements = conquering and pillaging apparently
Scotland and Ireland be like, “ yes fellow repressed people we did 0 conquering too let’s hate English people together”
Wait, who sneaked Khazakstan and the Caucasus/Turkey in there?!
You are forgetting the first true civilization in Europe: The Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate, the heights of which have never been reached again by any state thereafter.
No problem, we can share, it’s more pussy than we can handle
just came by to say that the name of the spanish king under whom the americas were conqered was karl von habsburg so all the spanish people can get mad
~~civilization~~ Homo stuff
Also Civilisation. None of that Savage shit around here.
Egypt…?
The Belgish may not have conquered whole continents, but damn if they didn’t make sure people remembered them… [enthusiastically waving with one hand]
British empire only got good once we joined in remember.
I won’t have you guys complaining about all the Scottish generals in the British empire if you don’t also give us the credit.
They called it the Scottish empire in India
Don’t tell the creator of this meme that neither Italy nor Greece created civilisation
Wait until those gormless idiots down there realise Celtic speaking peoples invented the armour the Romans appropriated and the barrel too.
We also invented the flannel cloth, so Bazza could finally do us all a favour and wash his stinking Saxon body.
Germany should not be on the same category tbh. Comparing 6 years of occupied and uncontrolled territory in the middle of an ongoing war with 300 years of established territories is criminal
The russian flag right there must be a bit of an overstretch…
Jan def among us in this. We just tend to forget cuz they dont matter nowadays
For successfully colonizing some barren desert and opening a brewery in China, we definitely deserve to be up there with the British.
Hey now, Angus and Dafydd were fully complicit with the Barry empire.
why is our flag smaller >:(
The Belgians were first in on colonising Africa.
Also, it lets the Scots off *again*. They were right there with us on the colonising and instrumental in carrying out the worst of it.
You take Armenia out of that lol category right now! They may have done nothing since the hellenic times, had their traditional homelands razed and recently were confined to a few mountains and a nice lake… but I like them. They’re cute.
The 1st civilisations started the Middle East/ North Africa … bloody Westoids stopped reading history again when the people aren’t white
Weyhey. The Scots get away with it again.
Small Turkish flag but we conquered more than French Russia Greek even combined. Correction: Greece was our vassal for a long time time.
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What?! Who productionized those spice islands now, eh?
That’s the second time a stinking frog eater is so hilariously wrong on the topic of history, I genuinely get an impression that french education is losing quality with each passing day
So all those million Finns that fought against the Koreans died for nothing???
Turkey under “conquered continents” when they couldn’t even take Vienna is hilarious
Least Jan per capita in this picture
Why is Turkey here ?
Achievements = conquering and pillaging apparently
Scotland and Ireland be like, “ yes fellow repressed people we did 0 conquering too let’s hate English people together”
Wait, who sneaked Khazakstan and the Caucasus/Turkey in there?!
You are forgetting the first true civilization in Europe: The Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate, the heights of which have never been reached again by any state thereafter.
No problem, we can share, it’s more pussy than we can handle
just came by to say that the name of the spanish king under whom the americas were conqered was karl von habsburg so all the spanish people can get mad
~~civilization~~ Homo stuff
Also Civilisation. None of that Savage shit around here.
Egypt…?
The Belgish may not have conquered whole continents, but damn if they didn’t make sure people remembered them… [enthusiastically waving with one hand]
British empire only got good once we joined in remember.
I won’t have you guys complaining about all the Scottish generals in the British empire if you don’t also give us the credit.
They called it the Scottish empire in India
Don’t tell the creator of this meme that neither Italy nor Greece created civilisation
Wait until those gormless idiots down there realise Celtic speaking peoples invented the armour the Romans appropriated and the barrel too.
We also invented the flannel cloth, so Bazza could finally do us all a favour and wash his stinking Saxon body.
Germany should not be on the same category tbh. Comparing 6 years of occupied and uncontrolled territory in the middle of an ongoing war with 300 years of established territories is criminal
The russian flag right there must be a bit of an overstretch…
Jan def among us in this. We just tend to forget cuz they dont matter nowadays
For successfully colonizing some barren desert and opening a brewery in China, we definitely deserve to be up there with the British.
Hey now, Angus and Dafydd were fully complicit with the Barry empire.
why is our flag smaller >:(
The Belgians were first in on colonising Africa.
Also, it lets the Scots off *again*. They were right there with us on the colonising and instrumental in carrying out the worst of it.
You take Armenia out of that lol category right now! They may have done nothing since the hellenic times, had their traditional homelands razed and recently were confined to a few mountains and a nice lake… but I like them. They’re cute.
The 1st civilisations started the Middle East/ North Africa … bloody Westoids stopped reading history again when the people aren’t white
Weyhey. The Scots get away with it again.
Small Turkish flag but we conquered more than French Russia Greek even combined. Correction: Greece was our vassal for a long time time.
Which continent did Germany conquer? Lmao
https://preview.redd.it/e97lcrsd383g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=883b020988216d389467ef765f3009160965ecbf
But only if our boys the Italians and some others join
Germany doesn’t deserve to be in that second tier? Their empire was wank
Don’t be a hater just because we prefer to prey on predators…
What continent did Germany ever conquer?! Or R*ssia for that matter?
Stupid graphic: You can put the Vatican in the first or second picture, but not in the third.
Civilization is far older outside of Europe though…
Italy taking the credits for the Romans might be the biggest joke to ever come out of the boot shaped country.
First category: gay countries
Second category: colonialism (pay reparations)
Third category: innocent resilient chads
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