This is really old. And yes, we make the same jokes about Heineken being piss.
Poor guy.
Next will be: man lost for weeks inside Unox warehouse ”I had to eat my own feces to survive”
I am not understanding it fully. But I think I understood enough to know I don’t want to know further …
So, what’s the difference between drinking piss and Heineken? Piss tastes better obviously.
The fact that is basically the first sentence I see in Dutch yet I understand it makes me question how much learning a bit of German has damaged my brain
Let me tell you: those 2 weeks were CRAZY!
I once ordered a non-alcoholic version of Heineken, and it smelled like gym socks.
Which reminds me of the tragic tale of my uncle’s death.
He died while working at Carlsberg.
He fell into one of the big tanks filled with beer and drowned.
It took over an hour before he died – he came up to take a piss three times before his body gave up.
The curse of the germanic language family… understanding too much dutch.
Bad day to know any germanic adjacent language
What did he do to survive?
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Why can i read this?
How the fuck did i understood a something written in a language i don’t know a single word of.
No idea what they say, but I guess : a guy works at Heineken he said “tastes/smell like piss” after only 2 weeks in
This post is affecting my proud identity as a monolingual
Interesting that you use the word magazijn for Lager. In German we only use the word in a storage context for a gun.
Nope, I’ve got nothing.
Unless there was a man too weakened worming in a Heineken magazine, saying, “I drink eight urine on the top floor.”
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Relatable
So he just drank Heineken?
Finally some real fucking news
This is really old. And yes, we make the same jokes about Heineken being piss.
Poor guy.
Next will be: man lost for weeks inside Unox warehouse ”I had to eat my own feces to survive”
I am not understanding it fully. But I think I understood enough to know I don’t want to know further …
So, what’s the difference between drinking piss and Heineken? Piss tastes better obviously.
The fact that is basically the first sentence I see in Dutch yet I understand it makes me question how much learning a bit of German has damaged my brain
Let me tell you: those 2 weeks were CRAZY!
I once ordered a non-alcoholic version of Heineken, and it smelled like gym socks.
Which reminds me of the tragic tale of my uncle’s death.
He died while working at Carlsberg.
He fell into one of the big tanks filled with beer and drowned.
It took over an hour before he died – he came up to take a piss three times before his body gave up.
The curse of the germanic language family… understanding too much dutch.
Bad day to know any germanic adjacent language
What did he do to survive?
[removed]
Why can i read this?
How the fuck did i understood a something written in a language i don’t know a single word of.
No idea what they say, but I guess : a guy works at Heineken he said “tastes/smell like piss” after only 2 weeks in
This post is affecting my proud identity as a monolingual
Interesting that you use the word magazijn for Lager. In German we only use the word in a storage context for a gun.
Nope, I’ve got nothing.
Unless there was a man too weakened worming in a Heineken magazine, saying, “I drink eight urine on the top floor.”
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