Man cleared of Jill Dando murder charged with raping girl, 14 decades before

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1. Really needs a comma there. Unless he’s 200 years old.

2. 14 decades? In 1880?

3. I know I shouldn’t say this but I watched a documentary about the assassination of Jill Dando and it left me feeling that he did it.
   I wasn’t there, obviously, and I wasn’t in court either so I can’t possibly know, I’m just saying that was what I felt about it.

4. Surely statute of limitations would expire within 140 years?

5. Suspected wrong’un is a known wrong’un.

   News at 10…!

6. 14 decades before? How old *is* he?

7. Was he Jack the ripper too?

8. So he’s a vampire?

9. Doesn’t this prejudice any case against him if it ever goes to trial?

10. Man cleared of Jill Dando murder revealed to be immortal vampire, wanted in connection with the ripper murders in Victorian era.

11. hasnt he aged well!

12. Me write good, me smash rocks.

13. So he’s a vampire?

14. v-v-v-vampire, Scoob!

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16. The bloke is a total weirdo. He used to dress up in SAS tactical gear and lie to people who would listen that he was a special forces veteran. He changed his name to Bulsara and he told people he was related to Freddie Mercury. And now he’s a nonce, I’m not surprised.

17. 140 years before!?

18. Who the fuck writes these headlines?

19. Vampire!!!

20. That’s 140 years.

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23. This is how we find out Jack the Ripper is immortal?!

24. Hardly a “harmless local weirdo”. He killed Jill Dando.

25. Was he Jack the Ripper.

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