Bus stopped at the station, driver got off to take a break etc, guy got tired of waiting, nicked the bus, drove home – did a fair bit of damage on the way too, because driving a bus is difficult sober
Old joke.
And then I got off the bus, aaaaah
Think it also works with a tractor just saying
This joke doesn’t really work – saying “took a bus home” implies you were not the driver (at least to me). You’d say “drove a bus home” if you actually drove it. Anyway, why am I bothering to type this?
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I actually know a guy who did this for real.
Bus stopped at the station, driver got off to take a break etc, guy got tired of waiting, nicked the bus, drove home – did a fair bit of damage on the way too, because driving a bus is difficult sober
Old joke.
And then I got off the bus, aaaaah
Think it also works with a tractor just saying
This joke doesn’t really work – saying “took a bus home” implies you were not the driver (at least to me). You’d say “drove a bus home” if you actually drove it. Anyway, why am I bothering to type this?
I fully prepped for a lecture, not a punchline.
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