A Super Fungus Is Spreading Across UK: Brits Warned Over Serious Infection of Bum, Groin Area

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1. Hands the well known areas of bum/groin?

2. I’m cancelling my subscription to this simulation

3. Just what we need, another super butt fungus, as if Reeves isn’t bad enough.

4. Last of Us

5. Article neglects to mention that it is largely contracted by people that travel to india where it first appeared and is now endemic.

6. Fung-ol bung-ol

7. Vax status please 

8. The gooch area.

9. Finally, I’m ahead of the curve for something.

10. In the words of a wise man…I would hate for my bungholio to get polio

11. How can something with ‘Super Fun’ in its name be so icky?

12. fungus the booty man!

13. Itchy bum groin syndrome, sounds like we got the clap

14. Go to bed with an itchy butt, wake up with a smelly finger

15. One of the less desirable imports from around the world.

16. We’ve got enough to deal with, I don’t need anal rot adding to the equation.

17. Bad monkey bum aids

18. 2026 will be the year of Indian bum fungus.

19. “To limit the spread, clinicians recommend washing clothes”

    Ah we’re fucked arent we

20. Hmmmm, bum mushrooms.

21. *looks down*

    Ohhhh, that’s what that is

22. Bum

23. Going to avoid public toilets for a while then

24. Labour will find away to tax it

25. Bum Groinarea is going on my pseudonym list.

26. I didn’t have Clickers on my 2026 bingo card 😐

27. I’ve currently got this. Felt bad at first, but it’s starting to grow on me.

28. What in the holy arse, fuck off fungus is this bum groin malady about?

29. Rotten. The last thing we need at this time of year is a new bum fungus.

30. We’ve had Turkey teeth, now its thai crotch

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