A pattern emerges. Steal $1000 you get jail. Steal $4 billion you get a presidential pardon. Shift a few pounds of coke you get blown up. Shifting four tons gets you a presidential pardon.
Makes sense, they need something for the party.
His regular plug got deported.
Don’t be talking about the next Republican presidential candidate that way! /s
Imagine, just imagine being this man. Imagine being half Donald Trump. It would be like being Jeff Goldblum in the fly when he’s transitioned halfway.
Cocaine is God’s way of saying that you’re making too much money.” — Robin Williams. RIP!
Everyone’s asking for PS5s and Xboxes for Christmas, but Don Jr.’s just out here collecting presidential pardons like Pokémon cards! Gotta pardon ’em all, right? 😂
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So, this is the dude MAGA wants to continue as its leader?
Nonsense. He wouldn’t remember his son’s birthday.
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A pattern emerges. Steal $1000 you get jail. Steal $4 billion you get a presidential pardon. Shift a few pounds of coke you get blown up. Shifting four tons gets you a presidential pardon.
Makes sense, they need something for the party.
His regular plug got deported.
Don’t be talking about the next Republican presidential candidate that way! /s
Imagine, just imagine being this man. Imagine being half Donald Trump. It would be like being Jeff Goldblum in the fly when he’s transitioned halfway.
Cocaine is God’s way of saying that you’re making too much money.” — Robin Williams. RIP!
Everyone’s asking for PS5s and Xboxes for Christmas, but Don Jr.’s just out here collecting presidential pardons like Pokémon cards! Gotta pardon ’em all, right? 😂
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So, this is the dude MAGA wants to continue as its leader?
Nonsense. He wouldn’t remember his son’s birthday.
Don’t forget about Cocaine Kash
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