I ate da north



by MountWu

19 comments

  1. This is what makes women’s pants wet..
    at least in the nursing home.

  2. South Tyrol. Half german and half italian. they said god doesn’t punish twice, but here we are.

  4. Meridionali explaining how they are a product of crnturies of miscegenation between Arabs, Greeks, Romans and Normans (their ancestors never moved out of their 5×5 m² rock alcove in the middle of nowhere):

    ![gif](giphy|xDQ0gmS66CJ971f0JF)

  6. Humans are kinda amazing. Making a whole genre of music out of people just making weird noises.

  9. Sounds like they’re descended from the castrati.

    Yeah, must be something in the water…

  10. He‘s Austrian though, if I remember correctly from Salzburg.

  11. Me walking away while eksplaining that I have in fact not shattered my pants.

  14. We do not claim roman descent, only fascista do that.

    We claim with pride our millenium-old independence as prosperous countries

  15. I know it’s an ironic post, but today’s Italian people are genetically similar to pre-roman italic (and non italic, like Celts in the north-west) peoples that were here. Foreign invaders didn’t change that much.

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