What’s with like half the people that write Google Maps reviews in this country being dense cunts?

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  1. Whenever I look up reviews for a restaurant on TripAdvisor or Google I will always skip to the one star reviews to see are they genuinely reviewing the place or reviewing how stupid they are.

    Then I look at the higher scores.

  2. I’m traveling around France currently and I’ve been seeing those really fucking stupid google reviews on some restaurants that actually turned out to be quite good.

    And they always give 1 star for like really small stuff. It’s like only the most idiotic, neurotic, and picky people write google reviews and not the average ones who just generally had an enjoyable visit.
    Like: “went to this Mexican restaurant and the mildest dish was way to spicy for me, 1 star” I tried it bc my gf ordered it and it fucking was not spicy at all. Maybe don’t fucking go to a mexican restaurant if you can’t even handle the mildest spice you fucking dense asshole

  3. From working in a cafe as a waiter for a short while I was completely surprised to find out that a significant percentage of people in this world are bonafide cunts. The narcissistic entitlement and the completely graceless and curt manner they treat staff really took me back. It gave me a cynical perspective on the general public. Fuck this guy and his shitty review.

    Really nice people are in the minority.

  4. I always look out for 2 ot 3 star reviews over 1 star reviews. Often 1 star reviews are people being overly sensitive over something stupid. If they put 2/3 stars it means they’re trying to be fair but the place was just no good.

  5. I run an online shop. My worse review was from someone who walked around my town for hours and couldn’t find us. She gave me a 1 star review because she couldn’t find my online shop on main street.

  6. The entire review is more reasonable.

    > Big disappointment.
    It’s not a restaurant, it’s a pub! Don’t fool yourself. So few dishes and the only soft drink is diet coke. The dishes don’t live up to the menu photos, it’s like half the portion of the photos lol, cocktails are the same, tall glasses on pictures…
    I don’t mind paying what I paid to get what I got if the photos on their Instagram and on the menu we’re honest.
    I went with my wife and we ordered one dish to start(picanha, cassava, haloumi) to share and we would order more + a desert but I felt myself so fooled that I just ate what I ordered and went to eat elsewhere.

  7. I saw a great one, some lad was whining on about five or six restaurants that they wouldn’t give him a free meal for him and his missus during COVID.

    His argument was “Well we have loans to pay so we’re in need, all we wanted was a free pizza/chipper/Chinese” and went in and on about businesses not helping those in need.

    And I honestly just laughed, like, mate, they are not OBLIGATED TO GIVE YOU FOOD because you have a loan out?!

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