They are beyond parody now

by thejamalshah

47 comments
  1. # Jesus was a blonde-viking born in Scandinavia!

    # Tired of woke liberals changing history 😤😤😤

  2. ..the first one is *fine.* good god

    I hate humanity sometimes

  3. I want to know why they bothered to go to the trouble of also changing her clothes to blue.

  4. They are really not ready to face the fact that Jesus was a brown Palestinian.

  5. Don’t engage, don’t get involved. It’s a multiplier every time you do. Everyone here would have no knowledge of this if it hadn’t been posted here.

  6. When Jesus came into the world as a blond Aryan, it was clear to everyone that “this is going to be really good.” He stood out from the crowd and everyone worshipped him. That was okay, because he was white and therefore pure.

    He was a welcome guest at the Jerusalem Pub, where he talked to the archangel Nigel.

  7. This is fucking pathetic. Cunt has probably never even been to church either.

    Tell you one thing though, if we pretend that he did exist and looked like that then it’s no wonder Jesus got persecuted. One white guy running his mouth in a city full of brown people. Everyone would have thought he was a right weird cunt.

  8. Yeah, someone born in Jerusalem would be as white as snow 😂

    Edit: fucking hell, kicked the hornets nest with these God bothering tits.

    Second edit: this is getting weird 😂 Whatever you believe, I don’t take issue with, just return the favour and leave me to mine. If you think I’m wrong, then do the Christian thing and forgive me 👍

  9. The bloody woke are making Jesus Middle Eastern again! 😤

  10. Do these ppl think Jesus and Mary were white and blonde from Kent? This is so ridiculous they should learn something about “their” religion.

  11. How dare people from the Middle East actually look like it.

  12. These morons spend *so much* time and energy being angry and full of hate over the most ridiculous, inconsequential things, how are they not exhausted?

  13. After Brexit, Britain’s biggest import from the US isn’t goods, it’s Christo-Fascism.

  14. I wish I had so little going on in my life that a stamp caused me outrage like this.

    Genuinely and with love, some people need a fucking hobby, family and friends.

  15. Mary was pictured in blue clothes because blue was the most expensive colour.

    And God’s an Evertonian.

  16. Do they think that Mary & Joseph were at an air bnb on their gap year or something 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    If youre going to preach a religion youre pretending to follow get the lore right ya noob

  17. Strange why someone born on that part of the world, over 2000 years ago would be white 😂

  18. Notice how it’s always blue ticks who post stupid racist shit? It’s engagement rage farming- every like/retweet/comment earns them money.

    Half of Twitter is made up of bots doing exactly this. Paying users who receive a lot of engagement helped make Twitter the racist bot infested hellhole it is now.

  19. The only change I understand here is the blue shawl. Everything else is just gross racism. Jesus *could* have had blue eyes, but he was definitely *not* white.

    Context, am a Christian.

  20. The account must be a troll. I can’t believe someone could be that stupid

  21. To be fair, the first one is closer to the truth. The real miracle of Jesus is that the west thinks he was Caucasian

  22. What wasn’t in the Bible, yet everyone thinks was?

    White people.

  23. Just tell ‘em that the baby ‘looks a bit trans’ in the second one…

  24. Jesus was born in the middle east (specifically modern-day Palestine) to a middle eastern Jewish woman (Mary being from modern-day Israel); he wouldn’t have been white and blond

    physical characteristics of Jesus in the bible: bronze-skinned (Ezekiel 40:3, Daniel 10:5-6), short (Luke 19:3-4), unremarkable features (Isiah 53:2)

  25. Does anyone actually think Jesus was white 🤔? 😂. He would have definitely been a shade of brown if he existed at all.

  26. Genuinely hilarious that right wing conservatives believe in a magical god in the sky but can’t believe folk born in the middle east weren’t white

  27. “Jesus was born in Bethlehem, which is in the Middle East. So had he been white, THAT would’ve been the fucking miracle.” -Daniel Sloss

  28. How could they get Mary wrong she was some white girl from Stoke, didn’t live in a desert or anything

  29. The minute right-wing Christian’s realised that Jesus, Mary and everyone else, would look middle-eastern and not White, their heads would explode.

  30. Imagine thinking that Mary and Jesus were English Caucasians, laughable.

  31. I wonder if Mark has ever considered not being a despicable cunt?

  32. People are idiots if they genuinely think Mary and Jesus were white with blonde hair and blue eyes. They lived in the Middle East!

  33. Considering Jesus was a mythical being that lived in the Middle East. He wouldn’t be white as those with Aryanism believe he would be. He would be brown. Unless he had an extreme case of vitiligo.

  34. It’s absolutely hilarious they added hair to make sure you know he’s the “right” kind of white

  35. As a white guy who grew up Christian (I don’t practice now really believe in it anymore) I never understood why Jesus and Mary is projected to hav been white, if we’re talking period and location logically and biologically speaking they wouldn’t hav been white (nor fullly black):)

  36. If Jesus born in Jerusalem was white as snow.. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE MIRICLE!!!!

  37. Took me a second. What’s fixed? Blue?

    Oh he did a racism.

  38. Thats just racism in my opinion, and no many people seem to get hurt by it anymore, its just been so normalised

  39. Never underestimate the performative cruelty of a British person with a Twitter account.

  40. Sure ‘coz a middle eastern guy was definitely white.

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