Donald Trump insults two reporters by claiming they can’t match his ‘perfect’ brain test

https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/trump-boasts-perfect-brain-says-1536239

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  1. Once again, he’s talking about tests that screen for dementia. Or possibly his unknown-indication MRI.

  2. The reporters are just mad because he out-smarted them.

  3. It’s what his mum called him: stupid, piggy, nasty. He has severe mommy – and daddy – issues.

  4. Sit, that’s a dementia test. And it’s not testing whether or not you have dementia, they’re monitoring how quickly it is progressing.

  5. The doctors did a test on my brain they said it was incredible. The most incredible thing they’ve ever seen. Smoothest grey matter of any human. So smooth, if it weren’t for my fantastic hair and perfect skin, so smooth, it would be shinier than the best mirror. And I’ve seen some really good mirrors. Astonishing they called it. Couldn’t believe someone like me even exists!

  7. Were the doctors zombies, and were they still hungry after they left?

  10. You’d think someone with a perfect brain would know what they’re analyzing or looking for in YOUR OWN MRI.

  11. Trump was looking at the results of his feces test. Not an IQ test.

  12. He may have intended it to be an insult, but I’m sure the reporters didn’t take it that way.

  13. Remember that the cognitive tests Trump always brags about taking are administered when there’s a valid concern about mental decline.

    But Trump is under the impression that allegedly passing a test requiring him to identify commonly known animals by their pictures is somehow a testament to his genius.

    This is not the brag he thinks it is, but that won’t stop him from acting like a petulant and deranged narcissist, which is ironically the type of perplexing behavior that warrants a cognitive test in the first place.

  14. Grandpedo’s mom called him stupid, piggy, and nasty. He has severe mommy – and daddy – issues. It’s why he treats women like that.

  17. Trump is lucky if he has three brain cells floating around in his head.

    That piss yellow hair dye rotted away most of them.

  18. At this point it’s just pitiful and obvious e pluribus Orange has got to go.

  19. The senility and the cognitive decline is severe enough that it requires NO test.

  20. He’s so proud of passing a test that a 3 year old could do.

  22. The correct reply to this by the reporters would have been: let’s try together, let’s make special out of it.

  23. Take him up on the challenge!

    I wish one of these ladies would call him out on the spot. “Ok, lets set up a comparison test, this Tuesday at 11am” (He would probably need his 3rd nap of the morning by then.)

    In fact, just to make it more than fair, allow the entire Press Pool to participate. Remove gender as a scapegoat.

    Livestream the entire test. Add geography, history, economics, basic math, and language arts components to the test. Add a few baseline health assessments and labs/blood draws. Use the exact same test, the exact same period of time, all done at the same time in full view of each other and the cameras.

    Do it live on TV.

    That would be epic.

  24. Why does he keep hiding halfway behind a wall? Is he that much of a coward or is he using it to stand up?

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