My "you park like an asshole" cards get to be used sometimes.

by Raz0rking

9 comments
  1. Whenever I see someone parked like this, I wonder if they were merely adapting to some other hooligan that has since departed.

  2. Wouha, need Reddit to complain. Luxembourgish way of life.

  3. BMW that’s normal bro. Brain is rarely a taken option in this brand, so as the blinkers

  4. I don’t condone vandalism

    But I do understand it fully in some cases

  5. As a BMW owner, who ALWAYS parks like that if there are no isolated spots, let me explain you something. We park like that because of the f….ing idiots who shut open their doors and slam neighbour cars, considering it’s “normal”. Probably those are the same type of people who thinks is it okay to move another car with touching it’s bumper. I had 3 different cases with exactly this outcome. The bloody idiots who slammed their doors/bumpers in my car were telling me “relax buddy, it’s okay, just a scratch”. A BMW is an expensive car and I have zero desire to pay for reparation because of these uneducated pigs. Hence, I will ALWAYS park on two spots if I cannot find an isolated parking slot so that not a single asshole can reach my car with its car’s doors.

  6. So…are BMW drivers stereotypically loathed everywhere? Some of the comments about them here remind me of how loathed they are in the US. 😂

    When I rented a car when I was in Luxembourg earlier this year, I was given a 1-series wagon and was immediately like, “Goddammit! I’ve become the stereotype!” Not a bad car, but quirky as hell, IMO.

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