Prime Minister Keir Starmer to address the nation today after budget backlash

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/prime-minister-keir-starmer-address-36331990

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  2. Let’s get a PM speech bingo going:

    – Broadest Shoulders
    – Growth (but obviously no actual growth policies to get there) [MENTIONED and not a single growth policy too, just cost rises ffs]
    – The wealthy / the rich (£45k)
    – Lifting children out of poverty (unsubstantiated, obviously) [MENTIONED]
    – The bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses
    – The tories / Brexit (deflect responsibility as much as possible) [MENTIONED]

    Awaiting even more creative suggestions.

  3. I hope its to announce his resignation and voluntary exile to a small rock in the south atlantic.

  4. How about starting with ‘Brexit – championed by Nigel Farage and cobbled together by Johnson, has cost each of you £3700 per year’

  5. Any leader that presides over a manifesto pledge that has been busted like this should be removed from office.

    There should be legal mandates to declaring a manifesto and punishments when they aren’t followed

  6. “Toolmaker”
    “All must contribute”
    “Full confidence”
    “Brexit”
    “far right”

    Starmer bingo.

  7. “Pm to address Budget backlash caused by media hype to media” I am sure that will be worthwhile.

  8. whatever he says he will do it in the style of a head teacher speaking to a class held in detention for shouting rude words at a teacher

  10. “Errrr yesh I didn’t have any knowledge of Rachel repeatedly telling porkies about the budget. If the OBR has any proof to say otherwise then they are jumping on the far right bandwagon”

  11. I for one, would like to hear actual suggestions for what the UK should be doing differently. I would like to hear an well thought out plan.

    Don’t mean that disrespectfully to anyone either 

  12. I wonder if he’ll mention that his father was a toolmaker.

  15. Stand by for the Keirbot2000 to spout a mix of bullshit & word salad which will definitely make us scum love him again. All this will be delivered in an adenoidal monotone with the passion of a sloth in a coma.

  16. The British people

    I make no apology

    Fixing the foundations

    National renewal

    Liz Truss crashed the economy

    Country before party

    Black hole

  18. If its not a resignation and apology I don’t care.

  19. Cue the sayings –

    Let me be clear.
    22 billion black hole.
    My father was a tool maker.
    First and foremost.

  20. He needs to grab the hand of Rachel from Accounts, and head to the nearest JobCentre Plus and apply for a job they can do. Tesco or Asda… they can choose.

  21. “SpaceTimeCapsule89, I know with the NI on pensions and pay per mile I’m making you pay £1,400 a year more whilst giving someone who decided to have 3 kids they couldn’t afford £3,500 more but we all have to pay a bit more don’t we?”

    I have a kid. A kid that will live in a household £1,400 a year worse off but that doesn’t matter does it? I suppose we could just work more hours!

  23. **THE STATEMENT**

    “Let me make it absolutely clear….”

    *Waffle, splutter, handpointy gestures, crack knuckles, look concerned…*

    “Due to the previous government…”

    “After 14 years of Conservatives ….”

    *Waffle, accuse, lie…*

    “We are committed to….”

    *Look sincere*

    “Helping working familes and lifting (random big number) of children out of poverty…”

    *Lower glasses to display watery eyes.*

    “I have full confidence in my colleagues ….”

    “Delivering growth…”, “Jobs…”, “Investing in infrastructure and AI”, “Hardworking families…”

    “Russia…”, “National security…”, “The far-right…”

    “We will not be swayed by …”

    “Diversity is…”, “Supporting larger families…”, “Free breakfast…”

    “I came from an ordinary background, so I understand….”

    *Look responsible. Mention Toolmaker dad….*

    “Let me assure you…”

    “Net Zero ….”, “Lower energy bills …”

    “I’m sure you all agree ….”

    *Smile confidently but somewhat pleadingly.*

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